Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It ain't right for us to be a-feared, Gracie.

All right, George.

It's just Uncle Lige talking to himself.

Well, boys, get your targets ready.

Well, as far as that goes, there's plenty to do right here, Alvin.

Now, now, now, Alvin, you stop that. Don't you be saying things like that.

- Well, that's a fact, Mr. Tomkins. - Well, I'll be damned.

- 2-1-4-8-0-3. - 2-1-4-8-0-3.

Just a-resting itself and feeding on the earth.

I'd be riding up and having a talk with him.

Well, I can't give you any more than one shot, I reckon.

- Straight down? - Yeah... No.

Whoa, whoa. Whoa, Noah.

Because... Because I'm a-going to marry you.

Well, folks hereabouts wouldn't know what 'em things is for.

No hard feelings?

Now this here is the point!

No poison oak leaves in it, either.

Then the bear grunts and it ain't no bear at all.

it seems a lot of people realize it.

Can't say, child.

She's right here.

So I reckon I'll have to refuse 'em.

Yes, certainly.

of course, I always figured on marrying you and Gracie myself,

- The what? - The motorman. The guy out in front.

And this is Mr. Harrison from the Tennessee Society.

- A pump, Alvin? - Sure.

Here's your cider. It's coming from the...

Ain't never cleaned one like that before. I done clean my own, though.

- Your God. - Your country.

- Alvin. - What do you want?

Why, that's a right fair price, Pastor.

I sure would like to read this here book.

- Well, Nate was just thinking... - It's mine and I'm gonna keep it.

it ain't scarce right here in these mountains.

and captured about 30 men, right down in here.

You... You say you believe in the Bible?

I reckon you know I ain't seen my ma for quite a spell.

The rest of you keep under cover.

What about artillery support, Captain Tillman?

I'm a-gonna get us a piece of bottomland.

Why, sure enough. I reckon it just slipped my mind.

You better go get that fox, George.

When do you think I can go?

And for conspicuous gallantry beyond the call of duty,

I sure wish I know'd how.

- What's the matter with it? - Look.

maybe you need some extra help on the other piece of land.

and they wanna get into the cars all together.

Just to think, in two, three years, a house right there where we're looking.

Okay, York. You're on your own.

- Ain't never even heard of one. - You never... What? Heard?

- Come on. Sure. - Ain't never gonna get sober.

Well, I think that's up to you, Alvin.

- Well, he ain't because... - Because, why?

He ain't got no business around here anyhow.

- I'm a-thanking you. - You're welcome, Sergeant.

It doesn't go straight down, it goes this way.

So we understand.

Pastor, I wouldn't be against your talking to Alvin.

So, we'll be a-building the house right over there by that tree.

- Heinie's got the range good. - Yeah. A guy can get killed around here.

- How did he do it? - Must have surrounded him.

I'll give you 50 United States dollars for the whole caboodle.

keep your eye on them Heinies so they don't try any rough stuff.

what about that there piece of land I was aiming to get in Tomkins holler?

Oh, I didn't see that one.

- Who is it? - What's that you're saying?

Yeah, I hear that...

Well, the way I figure,

This is the one bugle call I ain't got no arguments with.

Nary a man ever tried harder.

"the things which were Caesar's,

You mean to say you don't know what a subway is? That guy kidding?

You figuring to get that whole critter?

That night that you reported back to me at Camp Gordon,

Well, any of you fellows want another chance at that critter,

I guess we can give you some help.

I might allow you $1.50 apiece for 'em.

Hey, what's that? How many?

"Pusher just come in.

Gracie, I... I gotta talk to you.

You sure ain't expecting too much of a husband.

Zeekenny, Donahue! The rest of you guys,

I'd kind of like to see Zeb, are he hereabout?

- 6:10. - 6:10. All right.

but he had to in the end.

So you've got a gun of your own, have you?

Oh, it does? It gives you balance, does it?

According to the statements of the others, they were guarding the prisoners

You're plumb right, Alvin.

Can you tell me where the 328th be?

And I'm figuring that a-killing other folks

Well, tell him I'll stop by the store on the way home.

Well, it sure is a fine rifle gun.

Well, I done counted 132 heads, sir.

very moderately priced, has the finest elastic in the waistband,

Three women in one she is, Alvin. A whole passel of women.

So you see, gentlemen, the grave responsibility rests upon us.

Queer how the folks that lives on the bottom

Is there anything we can do for you?

It ain't in our corner, nohow.

Maybe in another two or three years, if you're willing to wait...

- All right. - Yes, sir.

Say, let's do it again.