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- Fantastic. - I know.
It's not your birthday anymore.
- Okay, show me. - It's really working.
- Right. - Give it to the catcher.
- I look at them... - Indiana.
Happy Birthday, dear. “Ben and Bill.” (The Twins)
They're not real though, are they?
- I'm good. - Happy birthday.
- I thought you hear like a dog. - Hey, Larry.
Stick yourself in the scrotum?
You move your feet. Nobody knows what the hell's is going on down there.
Get out of here! How did you know that?
I have blue, I have green...
into what's wrong with the actual choreography.
- That's it? - That's it.
- Interesting, whimsical. I'm telling... - Good for her.
- I don't even know what red is. - Hmm.
That's fun, "Uncle Richard."
Why don't I have my birthday? My birthday was two months ago.
Is he exhausted when he comes home?
Because that was your 10th anniversary gift right there.
You can't put that down on a table.
- I'm so sore. - Not really. I'm not tired.
You're feeling up somebody's tits!
- Guys, we need to start. - Yeah, please.
- It does look like less effort. - Mm-hmm.
I don't know comics, Larry.
It's like you go to a movie and it kind of stays with you.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call,
- What did you say? - I love pigs.
I have nothing to confide.
So we'll break it down one more time,
I can go...
It's that skewer, that fucking skewer.
- What the hell do I do with this thing? - We're gonna mingle.
- Well, happy birthday. - Thank you, thank you.
- Oh yeah, right. - No, seriously.
Okay, guys, Let's get started. Top of scene three.
I saw snot speckles flying!
I'm Michael.
No, go ahead and play.
- That and the good hearing. - Good hearing?
- Nice to meet you. - You know what?
It's the thought that counts. Listen,
- Hello. - Larry?
I never see you sing the "Happy Birthday" song.