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Okay, um, I'm not even gonna get
I need you to help to talk her out of it.
- Hey, happy birthday! - Thanks for making it, yeah.
Look at you from top to bottom. What a doll, huh?
I mean it does look like less effort
He said "No Gifts" So I didn't bring anything!
What should I do with this thing?
Is that my left,
- Why'd you even say it? - I'm just saying this as a friend.
# Happy birthday to you #
It's not really the President's birthday.
Oh, you got me a gift.
He said, "I love tits."
I don't say beautiful. She's nice.
- it's a sweatshirt with studs on it. - Yeah.
You wanna take the club and give it back to the catcher.
You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed.
She just... you know, she grabbed my hands
All right? And you didn't have to get me a gift.
- # Da da da da da da. # - Oh boy, oh boy.
How am I supposed to bring this up?
- Oh, man. - Yeah, I know.
- Ben, this is our... new pianist. - Hi.
- Really? - Yeah.
- How's Ben doing? - The eye is okay.
But it's more like this, all right?
# Happy birthday to you #
I've been like stressed out of my mind.
We're gonna make it work, and I'm sorry, okay?
- By the way... - Yeah.
# Cats fit on the windowsill #
- Can't just lay it down on a table? - It's gross.
- My dog has fleas? - No!
I know. She told me how much you liked them.
I wanna say hello to Michael,
Wow, you have a really beautiful house.
# Stand the world on its ear #
I'm not really... I'm not doing TV right now.
- Hey. - Hey! Straight.
- Boy, that was fast. - An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs.
'cause I don't really practice that much.
You put it in your pocket?