Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a lot of the stuff in my real life

where we rate different kinds of nachos.

A cowboy hat from your cowboyfriend.

You put a condom on it, and you pull the tip like this,

Uh, actually, I think it's pronounced "horny."

For the professional shoooorties.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ah, ha, ha.

and until then, I will take this censure,

- Great plan. - There's no other option, Ann.

It's against Pawnee's

I get that. I just--

you go to Altavista and type "Please go to yahoo.com?"

We want fewer unwanted pregnancies and fewer STDs.

3.4, according to my GPS,

But I have a new message for you.

in teaching and practicing abstinence.

What should I do?

but what if the banana is soft and mushy,

I'm so glad you've come to your senses.

Wow, strong words from a woman

♪whynosequel?"

"#what'sMr.Glassuptothesedays?

I kind of lost myself in this relationship.

This is crazy. I mean, obviously,

You're not acting like yourself.

if I read to you from this pamphlet,

I need a iPhone or a Samsung Galaxy,

"Our bodies are God's gift,

but I figured it out.

Hey, uh, batteries--