Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Some of you might remember that I was here before.

A deer jumped in front of the car,

You know where we're going.

and say a bunch of stuff you don't believe?

than some feeble government employee in a robe.

in our new segment, "Are you there, perd-verts?

but how many of you out there are sexually active?

we are not so concerned with pregnancy.

and then a bear jumped in front of the deer!

for the strategy session tomorrow.

Also, seniors can be pretty ornery.

This is no joke.

There are some statistics

Okay, this is great, just make sure

The story of that commercial break is

with Kim Kardashian,

It means that I have been formally disciplined

I just got back from that Dude Ranch with Ricky.

And you were texting at the time, correct?

I'm proud of you,

- were you alone in your car? - Yes.

Podcasts. There are a million of 'em,

What are you going to say out there?

Okay, I guess we're going there.

Safe sex for everybody!

"'Tommy-edamame' is back on the grid.

case dismissed.

You will read this book from cover to cover,

Now, stay cool. It’s a hot one out there today.

isn't going that great.

then our kindergartens, and before you know it,

They're killing me in the press.

based on the fact that my name is Perd.

Thank you very much, Marshall.

That wasn't worth saying.

- Hey, can I ask you a question? - Mm.

Perd, I'd like to apologize.

Sometimes I like to throw in LinkedIn,

Seriously, like, he seems a little robotic...

didn't Japanese people invent this?"

Great news: Lots of old people have chlamydia.