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- Don't say that. - Ben!
We'll see you after the break, perd-verts.
God, I'm off my comeback game right now.
God, Jerry! You don't deserve the Internet!
Yes, that's what I want.
Are we leaving?
Every day I start by hitting up Facebook, Twitter,
Marcia and Marshall Langman
Hmm.
Oh, no, it's a splinter.
Well, maybe not where you come from in "Tramp-sylvania."
What do we do?
I will accept this gift of rehabilitation.
Are these old people really having sex with each other?
Really? You want to go there?
That's the name I call
as my city council member.
I need to get on webMD now!
I built a real-life Pinterest board.
Stay COOL. It's a hot one out there todaY
Word.
Sorry.
The Pawnee Sun is calling me "Loose-ly Grope."
I feel terrible about what I said too.
- and then we will be done. - Okay, worth a shot.
Yeah. Sorry. I can't use my GPS,
- Wha--? - I kind of admire
No, I have no idea, honestly.
You are not welcome in this brain of mine!"
It is called Auto Repair Manual: 1982.
I'm very confident and I make a lot of eye contact.
- Okay. - Okay?
- Change the law. - The people support this.
Great! It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Ben.
Take Ray J, for example.
People still have sex.
Any slipups, and that week becomes a month.
Girl, you look like Annie Oakley
Now, stay cool. It's a hot one out there today.
Don't embarrass me.
Okey-Dokey
You're a regular Paul Bunyan.