Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, stay cool. It’s a hot one out there today.

Reddit's great, 'cause it has

the transcript of your Twitter page leading to the immediatelly following crash.

he is our boss and he is white.

"9:15. Four green lights in a row. #blessed"

I ran over my testicles with my jazzy scooter.

but it is my least favorite shirt.

I got it at the Dude Ranch with my boyfriend.

I'm going to tailor a punishment to fit the crime.

You're my boss. What's my move here?

It was really fun. He bought this for me as a gift.

So we're just gonna do the thing we know doesn't work?

Now, stay cool. It’s a hot one out there to day.

And the best way to prevent them is to use protection.

because recently,

We at the Society for Family Stability Foundation

I really wish you could click those.

And 100% of Pawneeans are "perd-verts."

you can learn about anything.

J.K., you guys.

"Emoji" are little cartoons you text instead of words.

And thank you all for your hard work.

I bought a lasso online, Leslie.

What do you say you chop up some more wood,

It's so far away from civilization,

Okay? I'm sorry, I really am.

"The devil likes to hide

Heard such great things.

the greatest risk you face

and that, in the future,

and he's watching old speeches to bone up or something.

I'm going crazy, Ron!

find Leslie. She lives for that crap.

- Hey! - This is--

They don't know how to use protection,

and they got nothing to lose,

and it's like, "Hold up,

We've gone through some difficult times,

we will thrive!

which I used to use every day.

Actually I think it's pronounced "Horny"

This is a real problem, Tom.