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Mom slap!
and if I see him, I know I'll fall right back into it.
(CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS) Aah! What was that?
Exactly. Do you really think
is my greatest fear. (GROANS)
I jammed a lady razor into a delicious treat
Wokkity! Wokkity!
I must have lost it back there.
Spider-Man, give me your (BLEEP) candy!
The plan was simple, stick together at all costs.
I'd spend months making the most epic Halloween costumes
Idiot punch. Ow.
Perfect.
BOY 1: Yo, man, this place is really crazy.
A haunted house does sound cool,
that I put a $5 bill in,
It's kind of hard to read. Can I fix it? Please do.
You know what a safety nut I am!
I just thought, you know,
You'll really help me?
Whoa.
It's Halloween, dude, a night for romance.
I thought, "Well, if you're in a couples costume,
¶ They'll come true (GROANS)
No matter how old Adam got,
¶ I don't know the future
But what about sticking together?
It's Barry! He twisted his ankle in the haunted house.
I actually have a normal amount of testosterone
Actually, I think he'll be all right without me.
that now doesn't matter.
ADULT ADAM: Turns out, that night,
¶ That love ain't meant to last
Yeah. This is just what I wanted.
Happy Halloween.
"you might as well be with someone
ADULT ADAM: As I was facing my first grown-up Halloween,
Okay, here's our path through Jenkintown.
Give it!
Call if you need me.
To protect them.
Not now. I'm on a roll.
I thought I heard, "Please don't go."