Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Staedtler! Yeah!
This place is like if the Illuminati was a strip mall.
[Reag0n] Commencing construction.
What are we gonna talk about if you quit?
[upbeat music plays]
[StaedtlerBot screams]
The night is ours, baby.
Anyway, tourists spotted Princess Di playing spikeball on her private island.
[Myc] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Buddy, you coming after my job?
I know you love fancy crap,
It doubles as a tranquilizer dart.
It's such an amoral, pointless job.
-Tag in? -Hologram in as me to the date.
Uh, annual Halloween party.
[man] Staedtler!
our relationship will not survive.
I should just get a regular job.
Can we hotwire it into the building's lighting system?
-Agh! -Aw, such a sweet gift, Reags.
All right. Hit it, Mothman.
Right, and I will have a Natty light.
You're almost back on top.
That could be fun.
Yes. Uh…
-[Andre] Agh! -[Myc] We saw you talking to Staedtler.
[ominous music plays]
You told me to create the perfect romantic simulation.
We're throwing the first ever Cognito Halloween party. Attendance is mandatory.
-[coughs] What? -You do love me, don't you?
[groans] Fine, let's get this over with.
was so you didn't have to erase people's memories anymore.
-[woman] Where's Staedtler? -[man] Staedtler.