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Oh.
Think, Reagan, think!
Man, you look nuts right now.
See? There it is again!
Huh?
Did you know October was Medical Ultrasound Awareness Month?
Look, I've been thinking. Our work is the problem.
I'm gonna whip out a job offer and have him sign it with this.
-Sounds good! -[Myc] Make it rain, girl.
We made a virus to make me like your boyfriend and it's spreading!
The mind erasing, the lies, my asshole co-workers.
Staedtler, the Illuminati requires your services.
And you're uncharacteristically vulnerable.
Gigi, you remember Staedtler.
[romantic music plays]
You two, what happened?
Doing what?
I wonder how that glorified paint can is doing on my date. [laughs]
Gay Gay
Sure. Much like your childhood, I won't be there.
-Staedtler! -Go!
[Myc] That's Braveheart, you idiot!
[dramatic music plays]
[scoffs] Like I'd want to spend an evening licking any of your mouths
[laughs] Good one. What, are they all out of Jägermeister?
You'll fit right in.
Give the man some room!
I don't want to let Reagan down,
-Huh. Sure. -[Myc] All right.
[sighs] God, I hate working for the Illuminati.
Effort is for people without robots.
Brett, stop helping!
I was working in the lab late one night and--