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under which I'm wearing a Minion costume.
-Maybe I could find you an opening here. -[Reag0n] Hello, Reagan.
[man] Huh?
W-W-Wait. We can't go back!
For one thing, you're not holding in bong smoke.
Blow up the Eiffel Tower.
Got your job, your company. Now all you need is…
[upbeat music continues]
[laughs awkwardly]
Whatever, tinman. This is just a temporary setback.
I won't be attending.
[ominous music plays]
So I guess the new romantic you
Remember RyanBot?
I mean, I, uh, will blow up the Eiffel Tower.
-[gasps] -I love it.
Do it, man. Do it!
Oh, hey. Uh, okay.
[whirring and clanging]
There she is. Ready to put the "date" in government mandate?
[coughs] CEO.
It's like someone put a 20 in the Jukebox and pushed Counting Crows over and over.
[partygoers] Join us.
We'll always have Holo-Paris.
Fuck! Brett must be asymptomatic because he's always at peak friendship,
-No one's ever said that to me before. -Brett?
I'm a fourth impression kind of guy.
But every Halloween, my kids and I watch scary movies.
I need him to have fun at this party, and you're the king of fun.
Nah, I'm done with mind-erasing.
Would you like to build a Staedtler bot to practice making out with?
I'm sorry, Reagan, I can't. I still don't have any vibes with him.
but I can't bring party energy to a guy I have zero chemistry with.
wouldn't mind taking a stroll along the Champs-Élysées?
-[Ron] Where are we going? -I want to show you my lab.
A sexual advance. I have to get Rand.
We need you to erase those memories. Chop-chop.
when it's obviously this heat-seeking missile?
[microbes] Love you, bro! Love ya!
-[Myc] Hey, how do you feel right now? -Friendly.
Jack Sparrow? You gotta be kidding me.
[Mothman] Happy Halloween, Cognito!
Okay, so Andre used your DNA to make the virus,
[gasps] Do you wanna do Jägerbombs? I'm down to clown.