Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beyoncé doesn't say hi, by the way. Bye.

[laughs awkwardly]

-[glass smashes] -He said yes.

[sighs] Yes, with this.

[suspenseful music plays]

[man] Let's go talk to this guy!

[exhales] So when is Staedtler starting?

Do you want to officially sign your contract?

I should probably go. I have to clear my head and think.

[banging on door]

and my team is the best.

Hey, can you tag in for me for a while?

Fight it, Brett.

What are you doing?

Dear God. They're like the raptors in Jurassic Park.

It hurts! [screams]

Reagan, we have lots of other stuff to talk about.

Bring it, blood sack!

[Reag0n] It's your standard protocol.

That's my AI assistant, Reag0n.

I still have the samples right here.

I'm thinking a hundred grand to start.

I asked this two-faced bag of bolts to trick you into banging me,

[clears throat]

Have you ever tried a two-and-a-half-some?

Tonight, HR stands for Horny Raving!

Great. And let's get some new music up in here.

-Ow! -Drinking will help this.

Uh, emotionally.

Uh, no, I have.

Yeah, no. This is fun.

there will always be another way to win her back.

[all] Staedtler, Staedtler!

You were really gonna do it, weren't you? [laughs]

A schooner's a boat, right?

Shit! We didn't account for their opposable thumbs!

Oh, phew. Yes. Be kind and… rewind.

I don't know. Repairing old boats?

[ominous music plays]