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That'll be our thing. Should we give each other nicknames? [laughs]
Uh, your arm is fine.
Let's hit the bar.
I find it both weak and sexy.
Where are you, friendship wolf? [cries]
Damn it!
You said you'd do anything to win her back, except make an effort.
[microbes] Love you, bro! Hell yeah, bro!
Brett! You don't like Staedtler. Give me your arm.
Hey, you should work at Cognito!
-Guten abend. -[both yell]
Get out while you still can.
He once convinced the whole office to sell Herbalife,
Later. Let's get back to the party.
[bell tolls]
Nice to meet you all.
where we don't have to have sex all the time.
Um, yeah. [clears throat] Let me tell you why it's so Cog-neat-o.
I'm a better Rand than you'll ever be.
Oh, no. What's going on?
You'll be in my body and women find me irresistible.
No, it didn't. I was faking it.
No! This is like a siren song for straight white men.
Uh, you want to huck croissants at geese?
Ooh, what if I introduced you to Brett first?
Though I see the world in zeros and ones…
Okay, truth or dare?
Don't crowd him just because he has a magnificent penis.
-[Reagan] Andre? -Staedtler! Let's start a band!
Just give me five. I need to take un crap.
I could fix up a schooner and we could sail to the Caribbean.
You calling me fat?
We got to lock this thing down now.
About the job? Or about us?
[microbes] Love you, bro!