Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey-o! There's Ron, the R-man.
[Myc] And why is my tentacle on your butt?
Illuminati, Cognito, no matter what we do,
Social lubricant.
It was a gift for you to celebrate you signing the contract.
If one hour with Brett is that awkward, there's no way I'll fit in at Cognito.
-[power fades] -[gasps]
Oh, come on. You know my John Cusack damaged outsider vibe
Uh, who are you?
Why are you shirtless?
-[partygoers] Staedtler! -Staedtler, take off your clothes!
-But the party was just getting fun. -Know what else everyone thinks is fun?
I'm gonna go eat a hot dog on the toilet.
Well, the thing is they can't be infatuated with you
(Steven huang in slo-mo) staedtler! Staedtler!
You mean the real ones or the ones you guys were invited to?
[dramatic music plays]
doesn't make the best first impressions.
[partygoers] Staedtler!
Who picked this '90s shit?
What other choice do we have?
[partygoers] Staedtler!
Courage wolf, hear me now.
No, we've reached the point in our relationship
[laughs] Oh my God. I just wanted to see how you'd react.
[upbeat music plays]
You will drink as much of this as you need to save my relationship!
Am I that unlikable?
Did you hear that? They made it work for 35 years.
How can I forget?
Guys, this is my boyfriend, Staedtler.
[sighs]
We both care about Reagan and that's enough.
Avast, mateys!
You were totally bonding with Staedtler.
The usual for this one, and I'm pegging you as a vodka man.
I have a plan. Just do it!
-Reagan, am I alive? -Stop making the robot!
[coughs]
what was our normal budget for office parties?
[Reag0n] Halting construction.
There is no way I am ever getting back together with you.
Psyched to meet my BFF's BF L-M-N-O-P.