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R. Kelly.
[laughs awkwardly]
Everything is not okay. Run!
I'm worried that if he leaves the shadow world
Hey, the stars should be twinklier. Twinklier! What did I tell you?
[microbes] Love you, bro!
-Three. -[woman] Staedtler!
What's wrong with erasing minds for the Illuminati?
Free advice?
If you'll just put this on.
Why are we fighting over who's got the best costume
Woo, let's get crazy!
What? [laughs awkwardly] No, no, I totally dig you, Staedtler.
[sighs] I didn't hear a word you said after Andre.
Oh, Rand. Grab a napkin before I slap you… again.
[ominous music plays]
Goddamn it!
The entire Michael Moore catalog. [shudders]
Dare. I dare you all to say one reason why Staedtler would love to work here.
[coughs]
And chemistry.
Brett, this is Ron Staedtler. Staedtler, this is Brett Hand.
Uh, don't count your crows before they're hatched.
Oh, I love that… Love that guy.
I mean, everyone's cloned a few Hitlers.
One.
[inhales deeply]
Up top.
There's something I must tell you.
Huh, wow. It is nice to have legs again.
This entire thing wasn't real? Paris? Your poetry?
[microbes] Love you, bro!
and fill the void inside me by filling the void inside her--
I'll pretend to be you. I'll hold them off long enough for you to escape.
Glenn said he's gonna show me how to drive a tank.
That's the "I have an idea but I don't want to say it" look.
I'm gonna wine and dine you with a night of whimsy and romance.
Did you say baby organs?
You sound nothing like the man I divorced.
[ominous music plays]