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Seriously?
It's fine. I don't mind missing a few minutes of the movie.
Calvin, come on. Stop. No.
Hey, boys.Oh, hey.
Yeah. And until they do,
Really?
You know what happens when you keep an open mind?
[scoffs] I'm the most considerate person I know.
Why are you being such a jerk about this?
and detrimental to my self-esteem.
I just need to put on my shoes, touch up my makeup
I'd like to suggest an exercise for couples
See, baby, that's...
Wait, you read it?
Okay. This is the kind of stuff that bought me my boat.
Mmm. Mm, mm, mm!
No, this is French.
You're ridiculous.
People could die from that.
is as perfect as you do.
Damn straight.
When was the last time we just held hands
You know.
or get my jumbo pretzel.
[chuckles]: Wow, not bad. Who makes it?
I say "bless you" to people who sneeze,
Dave just made me drink his bathwater.
you care about my feelings.
Not that time means anything to you.
says that we're having intimacy problems