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Dave didn't make this in your toilet, did he?
Okay, all ready.Okay, great. Let's go.
Or stop drinking juice from the carton?
Y-Yes.
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
[scoffs]
[chuckles]Five if it's slow at the shop.
Well, you better put on your poncho,
All the time.
I could use some mouth-to-mouth right now.
if you really want to try that intimacy thing,
Okay, then. If you're ready, how about we jump in?
you never squeeze out the kitchen sponge.
I gave up Diet Coke cold turkey.
[stammers] Don't throw that out.
Oh, please.
Wait. So, you don't like it either?
just to make yourself feel good?
you're gonna ask me what you missed,
but after one minute with that doctor,
and now she wants us to go back today.
For some reason, I can't seem to be on time
What? Even with that tool belt?
Loving the communication,
We've been together all this time
Look, Calvin, I know that you think
because my heart tells me.
Uh, let-let's try a different one.
reading this boring-ass book
Well, excuse me for wanting to look nice on our night out.
Well, uh, instead of fighting it,
Sorry, I-I can't, babe. I don't have the time.
I want to take a trip to SeaWorld.
but I think you might like this one.