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LUKE, I'M BEING YOUR FRIEND HERE.

* I'M SPACING OUT

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

ALL OVER THIS PERCEIVED INSULT ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S LEGS.

[ SCOFFS ] WHATEVER. LIKE I CARE WHERE YOU GO TO EAT.

LUKE'S CALLING THE RENAISSANCE FAIRE

[ CONVERSING IN ITALIAN ]

BEING AWAY FROM THE INN FOR A WHOLE DAY.

LORELAI, RORY...

I THINK THE RUINS ARE PROBABLY WHERE THEY'VE BEEN

ONE HUG AND MY BACK WOULD SNAP IN EIGHT PIECES.

I CAN GIVE YOU A MINUTE. THAT'S IT.

HE WAS PURGING THE "E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY" PART OF IT

THREE STRAIGHT YEARS DOING BUT READING, YOU KNOW?

UM...LET'S SEE. HOW DO I FEEL?

'CAUSE A DIRTY TROLLOP SUGGESTED IT,

I HAVE NO ONE TO HANG OUT WITH.

THAT SAID I HAVE A THING FOR ZACH,

UH, PRITHEE, YOU JEST, GOOD SIR, AND LEAVE US SHORT OF HAND?

THEY SAW YOU COMING WHERE?

MEANS WE CAN FILL IT OUT WITH SIX OR SEVEN COVERS.

SO, I'M GONNA MAKE A PHONE CALL, AND THEN I'LL GO.

IN FACT, HE'S PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK RIGHT NOW,

YOU DO WANT TO GO? HOW COME?

I GOT TO GET TO WORK. I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME TONIGHT.

NOW GO! GO AND DON'T STOP FOR NOTHING.

HAVE SOME ESPRESSO AND LIMBURGER FOR ME.

MOM! OH, MY TRAVELER.

I'M SURE IT'S STUFF SHE ALREADY TOLD YOU.

AND PRIVATE -- JUST THE TWO OF US.

IT'S HARD TO PREDICT WHEN IT'S GONNA COME IN

YOU'RE NOT AROUND, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS RUNNING -- SWOOSH, BLUR.

I WILL SEE TO IT.

THE BLUR IS OFF.

WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME INSIPID BOARD GAME WITH ME?

AT THE UFFIZI WHO DIDN'T KNOW A FRESCO FROM A FERRET HOLE.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE THE JUICE SUCKED OUT OF YOU.

WELL, I WAS KIDDING. I'M EXHAUSTED.

SO I GO OFF AND DO MY OWN THING.

OH, MY GOD! THE GUTTERS! THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT.

ABSOLUTELY. I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT TIRED.

GIVE ME THE PLATE. YOU'VE GONE NUTTY!

* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.

LORELAI, I'M GOING TO USE YOUR PHONE.

ACTUALLY... I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

SI, SIGNORA. WE'LL NEED TO BOOK SOME PRIVATE TOURS --

SALACIOUS ASPECTS?

No way! HE DID.

SHE'S ALSO SUPPOSED TO RUN THE CHURCH AFTER HIS DEATH,

WITH AN EMPLOYEE WHO IS OFFICIALLY ON HIS 10,

CIDER MILL'S OPENING SATURDAY.

I FEEL KIND OF DUMB.

T.J., IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO GO.