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OH, HEY, THERE IS A SPOT ON THE FLOOR OVER HERE

SO, MARY MAGDALENE GOES TO GAUL TO HAVE THE KID.

SO I WENT IN THE PHARMACY.

OH, HI, THERE. CAN I HELP YOU?

YOU HAVE A NECKLACE THAT WOULD MATCH THAT?

UM, WELL, WOULD YOU TAKE AN I.O.U.?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

NO, YOU'RE NOT. COME HERE.

FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, SO I'M ON MY WAY TO MAINE.

THEY SET UP A FORT MADE OUT OF KEGS.

BUT YOU ARE, AND YOU HAVE BEEN FOR WEEKS.

I KEPT REACHING IN FOR STRAWBERRIES

IT WAS FRACTURED IN THREE PLACES.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

DON'T PULL! I'M FRAGILE!

FOR WHAT? PIZZA.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I KNOW. THE YANKS WENT WITH MUSSINA.

IT WAS A BLANKET MORATORIUM

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

WITH SHOT GLASSES AND A DRINKING GAME.

WHO KNEW I WAS A MASTER SALESMAN?

OH, THE U.O.F. -- GOT IT. ALL RIGHT. CARRY ON.

CAESAR'S SALAD. RIGHT.

YOUR DEXTERITY'S FINE.

[ SPEAKING ITALIAN ]

WHILE YOUR PARENTS ARE GONE.

SO, ANYHOW, THEY CAN'T RUN THE RENAISSANCE FAIRE BOOTH

...WHAT WE WERE LED TO EXPECT.

HUZZAH!HUZZAH! HUZZAH!HUZZAH!

SHE WAS VERY POPULAR.

IT'S THE SAME ROOM YOU HAD TWO YEARS AGO, SIGNORA -- 518.

Lorelai: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DON'T MESS WITH HAY BALE BILL.

TRY AND STOP ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL THEM THAT.

AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A MARVELOUS TIME.

THEY SHOULD GET REAL JOBS.

HEY, LORELAI. GET YOURSELF A WINK-WINKER?

OH, I'LL GET YOU SOME COFFEE RIGHT THERE.

SOOKIE, I'M VERY BUSY. DOING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK.

I MISSED YOU. I MISSED YOU, TOO.

SO THAT I KNOW I CAN FULLY LET IT GO.

Bring on the imperialistic condiments

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BRING THIS UP --

DID I TELL MICHEL TO HAVE THE GUY

SINCE THEY WERE BOTH ACTUALLY ROYALTY,

NO. IT'S NOT A STUPID QUESTION.

NOW WE HAVE TO PAY DUTY ON THEM.

THAT FACT HAS NOT CHANGED SINCE YOU SAID IT 10 SECONDS AGO?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YOU'VE GOT MY -- DON'T YOU DARE!