Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you know the best thing about pain?
it could well change the military's official policy on women in combat.
Jordan, you're asking me to unring a bell.
A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough...
You've given me a different set of rules.
Cortez finished ahead of me in group two, but he failed and I didn't. Why?
I'd like to see the Master Chief.
No woman's gonna last a week. I don't care who she is.
There's a reason they gave you that hit list.
We practice these things so you know what to expect.
I think he'd just be trapped.
Yeah, it will.
Pretty boy: 14 minutes flat.
How am I supposed to fit in when you've got me set up as an outsider?
Well, you'll have to ask them that.
Nothin'.
More than I really wanted to.
Say hello to the President for me, will you?
- Get on line! - All right, fall in! Dress it up!
Joan of Arc meets Supergirl.
Seek life elsewhere.
It's DeHaven. Had to be. She is gonna milk this cow on all four tits.
Why don't you quit, O'Neil?
- Move it! Keep moving! - Faster!
Please don't fuckin' do that anymore.
You work this out with the Chief ahead of time, O'Neil,
Look to your left. I just wonder who it's gonna be.
- We've waited about as long as we dare. - Do it.
Tell me you didn't sell me out.
Get your fine fanny down here!
settin' charges on the oil platform years back?
Jordan, just watch your six, okay?
Move your girlie butts!
Sixty percent of you will not pass this course!
Something to add, Lieutenant?
Scrape your plates! Get the hell out of here!
I'd go C.R.T. Combined Reconnaissance Team.
Dear POTUS: "We don't leave our people behind!"
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!
to cooperate with JAG and N.I.S.
Triathlon, winter sports, Olympic contender,
What do we have here, you hesitant bunch of harlots?
Instructors.
Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah!
Average woman, 25 percent body fat. Twenty-five.
for all its male recruits, demonstrating even more progress...
- Whoo! - Come on! Move aft!
Uh, The woman, identity unknown, is believed to be...
Captain, obviously someone is trying to sabotage my training.
Jordan, what do you think about that, huh?
Cortez.
- Ready for me? - You fuck!
- Uh-huh. Where are you from? - San Diego.
You are the blue-ribbon loser.
Come on, somebody ring that bell for me, please!
The Dock Crawl Who’s not ready
If so, I regard that as a bona fide brain fart,
Come on, somebody ring that bell for me, please!
Shots are up, fellas!
but when he tries to rescue a woman, he's just gone soft.
- Unfortunately, I do, Skipper. - Carry on.
Spending time in some Arab prison.
The plutonium is, uh, weapons grade.
- There's one goin' down! - What are you doing on your knees?
Maintain casual dialogue on assigned channels.
Hell of a game of brinkmanship you play.
McCool, Newberry, right side.
Move it, move it, move it, move it!
Hey...
Twenty-five feet.
Survival, evasion, resistance and escape.
Their call sign is Las Vegas.
Let me have it, boys. Come on. Quickly, quickly.
- We'll be fine, sir. - Excellent.
- Master Chief. - Lieutenant!
about the special nature of the C.R.T. Training program.
Oww!
This is Chaser Alpha to Las Vegas! Come in!
about not making statements,
Weapons on the table.
Please. Please.
You trying to be bad?
Had a grandfather wanted to be a Navy man.
- What's your name? - McCool.
I count four... no, five bases.
Since the whole world seems to be awake at 0500,
So, what was the deal you made with the devil? I mean, DeHaven.
How many quitters we got? Come on! Move it!
No, Slov.
What are you saying?
No!
and get the hell outta there.
that far exceeds that of any unit within the U.S. Arsenal.
or were you just plain chicken shit?
Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah!
Are you worried about the next round of base closures, Senator?
Will I wait if you go off to war? Is that what you're asking me?
- Did he die in prison or... - I don't know.
and the Brantwood Air Force Supply Depot.
Just treat me the same. No better, no worse.
but we're trying to make it as painless as possible.
Who's the officer in charge? Huh?
We're not asking if you are, Lieutenant,
After you pack grits, report to Alpha barracks on the double.
I do. I also understand...
- Roger that. - The rest, we're gonna stay, make sure the Chief gets out.
Douglas, nothing's final till you see it on CNN.
I have had better boat rides by your mothers!
Degrading remarks by other aviators,
Senator, this is a contingency program for 100 percent integration.
Yeah!
winner of the Arlie Burke essay contest, works Intel.