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Come on! Be a part of your crew's solution!
I know you're saying to yourself,
but I don't know if they'll let him finish.
Permission to speak, sir?
Here are the Senator's case notes.
- Mr. Wickwire. - Ten-hut!
At the line of march, 2-1-0.
- Sit down, Lieutenant. - Yes, ma'am.
You thinkin' about ringin' that bell? Don't think! Move!
- Don't let 'em break you, Flea. - Take it easy, man!
You could be home curled up, playin' with electrical toys!
It's called gender-norming, O'Neil.
when you’ve been up all night with your kid And your alarm goes off
why don't you get your class out here and into formation.
What is your father's name?
Yes, Command Master Chief!
Well, actually, my crew has invited me out for a drink.
Welcome aboard, sir.
Three months?
I'm trying to find an I.V. Here.
Top scores, marksmanship.
This is bullshit. It's a fuckin' game, O'Neil.
Eat my shorts !
Don't worry. It's me they're after.
- She actually made it. - Goddamn, that girl is good.
Did you take this matter up with my Command Master Chief?
In Washington,
We are proceeding towards hostile waters.
But I know some of you are already thinking seriously about quitting!
Get in this program, Stamm!
And until I do, that first day does not end!
Because I was civil, now you're complainin'?
I'm deeply concerned over the Navy's seemingly incontrovertible attitude...
- And what do they say? - 'Cause I get to blow shit up.
Master Chief. Rock and roll.
Holder of several records for female power-lifting.
With S.E.R.E. Training coming up next week, sir.
- You don't know that. - Yes, I do.
The rest of us, move back.
It's you, sir.
What are you people, handicapped? Get your feet up! Move it!
- What the fuck you doin' with him? - Whoo-hoo!
Guys, come here. Take a look at this. Look who's back in town.
Got somethin' to say down here?
If she pulls her own weight, I got no problem with it.
I'll act surprised.
Let's fix me up and get me back out there.
- Come on! - Go!
What about those that say women aren't suited for all jobs, they're physically weaker?
- Hang tough. - Hang in there, O'Neil.
however brief your stay with this command might be,
if he was to know how you dealt me away...
is some politician...
Anybody here?
- I was just explaining... - From this point forward, I want all press matters...
- I'll take it inside. - No, sir, excuse me.
- I cannot do that. - I'm not asking.
but if things work out, if you can go the distance,
O'Neil, it's Wick.
Sir, I'm not looking for any special treatment.
Don't let 'em use me against you, no matter what. Okay?
fuck you pardon sir
Come on, go! You're swimmin' home!
But most of all, what I resent...
in order to avoid panic...
Negative. I'll keep eyes on you. Fall back, Radio Chaser.
She stands to lose 6,000 military, 4,000 civilian jobs,
Did that piss you off? Yes ma’am, it did
Come on, honey bun, walk! Get your bell-bangin' balls a-rollin'!
- If you're simply hurt, we're just gonna carry on. - Which is it, Ensign?
Johann Gambolputty
It was out of line in there.
Good work.
But those boats will be there this time, correct? Over.
Lieutenant. Come here.
- Cortez, stow the shit! - I'm just having a sexual fantasy here!
Wait a second.
- Yah-hoo! - She made it!
They will eat corn flakes out of your skull. Okay?
- Over. - O'Neil, slow down. Slow down.
Have a seat, Lieutenant.
It is, but it isn't. Do you understand?
When you leave early.
I didn't know I was gonna have to decide the rest of my life tonight, Jordan.
Come on.
Boys, let's get ready to rock and roll.
- Fall out! Close it in! - Evenin', cupcakes.
- Fuck you. - I'm so glad we agree.
nor do I care to drive a desk...
- Stand at attention! - This is not gonna happen.
- Line 'er up! - Stay on your line! Get ready!
- Let me see your fingertips. Cold? - Yeah.
Begging your pardon, sir?
but your future as well.
They'd linger over the wounded females,