Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You can't sleep here right next to me. - The C.O. Says I can.

Okay, let's see what the cat dragged in.

but it was only so I could have you close...

Did you just have a brain fart?

By taking the proper precautions,

Then I suggest we start there.

Advise launch base accordingly, Goldstein. Now.

I don't want you learning that inconvenient fact...

Now might be a dandy time for that recess.

- Over. - Copy, Las Vegas.

I've seen Girl Scouts move quicker than this!

Are you hurt, or are you injured?

Now, Master Chief, if for one second...

I mean everything, right down to your breakfast and bra size.

but for future publicity purposes.

Goddamn three-ring circus around here. Shit.

Hey, whoa, whoa. If you made up your mind to do it, go.

There was a time I wanted you to fail,

innuendo about her performance in unrelated situations.

Get in line and get up here, people!

No, Slovnik. Never operated in the Med.

Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah! Hoo-yah!

- Chief, I think that I... - Lieutenant, go.

Jordan. Come on.

Shit fire and save matches.

Come on, get up! Get up! Get up!

You wanna go off and live with a bunch of cock-swinging commandos for three months...

I don't. I just want to chew the hell out of it.

- Hey! - Shit! This is Tampax!

He wanted to fire them big guns off them big-ass battleships.

- Don't you care about tampons? - Get over yourself, Slovnik.

If you have any special medical needs, inform the infirmary.

You're not having second thoughts, are you?

You are all proven operators within the spec ops community.

- So I'll approve their approval. - Come on, Senator.

You couldn't even haul your own body weight out of the water today.

and I finally get here, and it's gone co-ed?

We monitor, analyze.

Those that do will experience an operational tempo...

Chaser Alpha, loud and clear.

Be ashamed for the rest of your fucking lives!

Tell me you didn't sink my whole career to make you look good.

Honey, come on. I survived jump school, dive school and three brothers.

Past training reps; medical history; any grievances she previously filed.

A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough...

Nothing more than a chopped-down version of the M16 assault rifle.

Permission to get dressed, Master Chief.

I mean, neither do you.

What do you see?

- It snapped. - Oh, shit.

A desk? Oh, this is...

I'm moving Mr. Wickwire to boat five. That puts you in charge of six.

Yes, thank you. Operational experience is a key to advancement.

הוא הרוצה בחיים

- Iran or Iraq? - Libya.

The Israelis tried it.

We gotta get those boats out to sea.

Why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?

New extract at 0-2-6-7-5-2.

Your entire class will be severely penalized...

Excuse me, Master Chief.

Any other officers here?

Did that piss you off? Yes ma’am it did

Come on, Stamm! Don't quit!

Nope, we're not that lucky.

- Nothing, however, surpasses the technique developed in my time. - Crazy. Wild.

Oh, I'm just an old dame without much time left,

- That's it. End of file. - You got one minute to put your fuckin' clothes on.

but Senator DeHaven's office is confirming that G.I. Jane...

I don't know what the hell's been going on in the last 48 hours.

The shape doesn't bother me, sir.

E.T. A approximately one hour, 20 minutes.

This is Bravo Six. Still got six heartbeats here...

Oh, yeah. Just like the men do.

which I will put out this instant...

Group three, stand by! Bust 'em!

Oh, this would be a fine time to quit, wouldn't it, gentlemen?

Even though the officials know we're comin' to test security,

I see. So how did they end up in the Navy's hands?

Guys, I'm savin' her life...

Your career will go forward, albeit back here in Washington.

Sir, I'd recommend against it. These are skilled operators.

- Who's got a cigar? - Didn't know you smoked, sir.

Look, that is not what I want, Jordan.

for he shall not be disappointed!

No, Lieutenant. I got the better eyeball. You go back.

Blessed is he who expected nothing,