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I'm an experienced operator.
You know, Cortez, I like you better when I drink.
she's receiving better marks than most.
Here?
The rest of you wanna-bes have two hours before the next evolution.
I will personally see none of you sleep for a week!
What's more, the Navy has instituted special sensitivity courses...
Stand by. Prepare to hit the surf. Move!
and then exfiltrating this close to this high terrain.
Lieutenant.
Presley: 13:47.
said to be one of the most grueling anywhere.
this commission worked for the good of the country.
So you're in charge, huh?
I say again, six passengers looking for a ride home.
- Any questions? - None at this time, sir.
Hold them up, girls. Come on. Don't you embarrass me.
What does that tell you?
Boat crews, stand by your boats. Move your asses!
Four clicks, 2-2-6.
- Hey, Jordan! - Whoa! Ladies!
You're a real fuckin' hero, man.
- Keep it moving! Let's go! - Do you squat when you pee?
Claims have been made that you have, uh,
I care about completing the training and getting operational experience,
There goes Stamm.
Yeah. Let's do it.
Slov, Cortez, check antenna for comms capability.
Where are they?
Have they?
We may not have to suffer DeHaven much longer.
Hostile activity. Mined area.
No, sir, what?
Anybody else?
It's just a test case, Jordan,
Somehow, I'll get you back in.
At present, we are three miles off the Libyan coast... here.
Wait a minute. Take cover. Take cover and freeze.
Did you just have a brain fart?
Strongly suggest new location. Over.
If female candidates measure up in a series of test cases,
Navy says to him, No. You can only do one thing on a battleship, son.
It's just a souvenir.
Who's not ready?
Get on line! Get on line right here!
Prepare to down boat!
- If you can't do these right, O'Neil, do 'em on your knees! - I like these just fine, sir.
You need to know what it feels like to drown...
'Cause Negroes can't see at night.
Be advised: Extract team under way.
your goddamned fragile sensibilities!
Yes, Master Chief.
Class, fall out for chow.
If I have to ask anyone again, Senator,
Get him up.
That's a brave response. What's it gonna be?
- Get ready! Stand up! - Stand up! Aye!
I'll do it.
Hampton, McCool, Wickwire, Slovnik and England.
Change the net.
Ten feet. Right behind ya.
Wick, you copy? Wick.
Drop down, bent over push-ups!
Just keep it down, all right?
Just the goddamned sweet stench.
Where did you get these?
- Wickwire, you heard him. What are you waitin' for? - Fall out. Move it!
Attention!
Carry on.
Attention on deck!
Hey, Jordan, I was, uh, wondering...
that gives 'em the line of sight on the satellite.
Mark and start.
Yup it’s Monday
Close the door.
You know the drill, Master Chief.
- They want to do a cover story on you and G.I. Jane. - Wonderful news, Peter.
engaged in fraternization of the same sex variety.
You always do what you wanna do anyway. Don't ask my permission.
Many techniques have been developed to seal the muzzle of the weapon.
Well, this really is top drawer...
This is it, tadpoles.
Uh-huh!
So he's half human and half mutant ape ?
Jordan, nearly every working day I'm forced to make decisions...
HAU AB, FABI
You got a vehicle coming towards you, coming up the hill.
- You got something to tell me? - Don't do it. Don't do it.
down this wash and out to sea.
a couple RPG's.
Fine by me, Master Chief.
Copy that. Maintain perimeter. Advise further hostile status.
Put it down! Here we go!
Was he too heavy,
I don't know. Last time I didn't.
These were supposed to have been discreet test cases.
Then why the fuck did you start me on all this in the first place?
John James Urgayle.
I had a busted watch once, and it was right twice a day.
Are you ready for the next evolution?
Okay, McCool, get up there. Hoo-yah, baby!
I gather.