Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say...

I use an aftershave called Semprini.

Get the magic wound.

We was too late... The Rev. Neuk saw the light.

Oh, it's nice to be home.

Temperatures about average for the time of year.

I was...I was a bit on edge just now,

that the architects themselves came in to explain the advantages of both designs.

May I ask you to reconsider. I mean, you wouldn't regret it. Think of the tourist trade.

Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet.

Just put me in the oven and eating for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Oh! And the next item is a sketch about insurance

- Well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist. - Oh, he keeps mumbling all night.

Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

Ah, certainly. Walk this way, please.

A host of golden daffodils Beside the lake, beneath the trees Fluttering and dancing in the breeze

- This man has been shoplifting, officer. - Oh, he has? Yes?

Oh that was fun.

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance

The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that sketch.

I take as my text for today...

Thank you very much. Thank you.

It's our very very latest, it's called Sea Mist.

And now for something Completely different

Yes, and well done, but we did want a block of flats.

where the garden of love encloses us round.

Oh, I see. I hadn't correctly divined your attitude towards your tenants.

Look, Rev... I hate to see a man cry,

You see I mainly design slaughter houses.

knickers, botty or wee-wees.