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Honey, you've got to talk to Kelly.
but you can call me by my nickname, Al Bundy.
S-O-P-E.
You stink!
They're almost finished.
Now that the season's over,
OTHERS [CHANTING]: Red hot!
Nobody can catch him!
I like girls.
PEG: Oh, God.
Come here!
squeezed into those tight little uniforms.
Congratulations, Kelly! That's so great!
Uh, Matt, remember? My leg?
but it's P-O-L-K, Polk High.
The longer of the two jobs.
The garbage, Al.
[CROWD GASPS]
and the squad is full. It's impossible.
Oh, buck up, Al, Polk's only up by 7.
I'm so excited.
I mean, even if your record is broken,
and the eyes stop saying, "Duh,"
Nobody talks to us. We might as well be lepers.
you still hold the record
Which class was it this time?
Oh, man, I'll tell Marcy on the way home.
No! No! Somebody stop him!
Football.
No, Kel.
So, you want to come to my house tonight
A guy gets a little knee to the groin,
Here's the play we're gonna run.
You really ought to come see your record
Once we start we cannot stop!
I can get you good seats.
You don't even bathe. What do you know about water?
Red hot!
She may not graduate,
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