Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a "faking you out of your jock."
Hey, no-life, I need a favor.
Ahem. Ahem.
I really tried to hurt that kid, you know?
Hike!
Daddy...
Wait a second, Peg. We had sex three nights ago.
Let's face it, Steve, my record's history.
Remember? We met in the boys' shower the other day?
And the more rewarding.
ANNOUNCER: Your attention, please.
ANNOUNCER: There's the kickoff.
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I mean, once that goes, I'm nothing.
You made 'em just like I like 'em.
an "open-handed chop to the Adam's apple."
Sometimes you've just got to pick the man up.
He's at the 20, the 30.
Well, you can't give up.
There's the snap. The ball pops loose.
That's impossible.
Mom, I have never failed at getting a guy.
Oops.
I haven't asked you for much.
I'll be right there, Al!
I'm yours!