Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You don't seem like a bad guy. - That's what makes me good at it.
Is it a job?
Roy, I don't prescribe medicine unless I've chatted with the patient.
...just to find out, you know...
- ...cashed your check in Nevada. - Sign there. You can date it.
Beer. Uh...
She didn't understand it might help with your therapy.
- Hey, come on. - One, two, three.
Agreed. But you weren't a mess last week, and you weren't on...
You're getting in the way, okay?
I think we should go with the dark because of the dog.
I spilled them down the drain by accident.
Jesus, Carolyn.
- I'll do it. - The 2.
If I had anything to do over again, I would've worked harder in school.
You gotta make it to spend it.
I mean it.
Yesterday's drawing. That looks like the second.
It's been counted?
Roy?
Believe me, it's no fun doing what I do.
And just in case, take this, will you?
I didn't.
That's terrific. That's great.
And that if I bought one of their filtration things, I wouldn't have to pay the tax.
- Let me see it. - Thank you.
- Chucky, baby, give me some sugar. - Yeah.
Come on, pick it up. I know it's tough, but come on.
I made you eggs.
...Prefexall then either.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, pal!
What's wrong?
Come on, remnants are in the back of the store.
- What, if I wasn't an antiques broker? - If you weren't a criminal.
But the thing is, my secretary is having a baby this afternoon.
- Does it turn you on? - No, it does not turn me on. Stop.
- She said she was gonna call the police. - Oh, God. Oh, God.
It's usually stealing from people who don't deserve it.
The second you left the place, he was off his barstool. He's in.
A lot of the time, I feel sick about it.
Those pills working?
In this situation, it's very important to remain calm.
Everyone at the office is about to head to the hospital.
- You stinking little runt! - Roll up the window!
Spicy calamari?
Wait, wait, wait. My girlfriend knows a bit better than I do what we need.
- Four thousand, maybe. - Where?
Hope she's not on my flight.
- Well, there's one last thing. - What?
All we need is the name of your bank...
- Isn't that right, Frank? - Right.
You look white as a ghost, Roy. I don't want you to pass out...
Okay. Windows are closed. Windows are closed.
- Let's see. There it is. Okay, ready? - Yeah.
- How? - What if he goes to the cops?
That sort of thing.
So you just sit tight, honey.
They bait you with something bogus, then sell you something worthless.
...you have to create a value for something which really isn't there.
One, two, three.
- Whose is it? - No one's.
I'm taking them off.
We should at least see if it hit.
Just get out of the car. Let's go. Come on. Go!
I'm not very good at being a dad. Okay? You know? All right?
Hey, Chuck, I didn't know you were here.
Irene Fisk. She wants to talk to her husband first.
When I leave, I'll take my new gym bag.
So it's 543N7542.
You told her I was in therapy.
Three hundred thousand?
- That bad? - Yeah.
She's a cute one.
Oh, is that right? Is that right?
Well, actually, are you at his office now?
- Would you like a booth? - No, thanks. I'll be fine.
Just don't say it.
- At today's exchange rate you made... - $2567. Looked it up on the Internet.
Maybe.
Yeah, I left my wallet in the car.
Three hundred dollars.
Mmm.
Trust me, they're not so difficult, kids.
How much you think we can take that guy for?
...you're a Nosy Parker, and...
Yeah, homeless Ernie.
For God's sake, make sure the person you're conning isn't conning you.