Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fourteen, ready to be a man.
And I'm not scared shitless. That's good, isn't it?
Now, I hope you have something for me.
- When do I get that? - When I'm dead.
- Hello, this is... - Hello?
Irene, my supervisor just stepped into my office, and he would love to talk to you.
Here you go.
Good girl.
Candy Cane Lane
- Booth? - No! No! No booth!
The dog.
See you, jackass.
You taught me most of what I know, so I suppose I owe you better than this.
Let's go, come on!
What time is his flight?
Dad, hurry! Hurry!
- Thanks. That do the trick? - Let's sit.
...eight packs of Tareyton.
Good night.
You don't need much, you don't know what you want...
Now, all of a sudden...
Yeah, carpet stains...
- Fabulous cup trick. - You like that?
...With $80,000 cash in it...
- So, what happened? You take him? - Yeah.
- Missed by one. - Oh, you're joking!
So some nights, she just didn't come home.
Hey! Would you stay in the car?
Is it all right if I leave you here alone?
More.
Detectives, can you make it a little...
- Put it there. - Let's play ball.
- Really? - Yeah.
Out of 15.
- So where is she? - I wanna see my doctor.
- You're staring. - I'm sorry.
Thirteen, 14, 15. You got kids overnight?
A flimflam man, matchstick man, loser. Whatever you want to call it.
They make you look old.
- Honest and open with them as possible. - Right?
...your account number...
I shot him.
Have you spoken to her?
Well, it's not a fortune, but it will keep me in diapers. Barely.
I understand you'd like to speak to your husband first about this.
Yeah.
- Right. That's $12.73. - Okay.
My heart goes out to you, but this is it now.
And I thought, since we seemed to hit it off so well last time...
- You're ready for this. - I was born ready.
Can I help?
Okay, here we go.
Signature and pass code, please.
- What city, please? - Woodland Hills, California.
Okay, okay.
You can't get to the gate without a ticket!
You can sit up.
Push it till tomorrow.
Roy, where's Frank?
If you're inclined against that, this session will be quite brief.
- I just... I have things a certain way. - Okay.
- Hey, hey, hey. - Put it down. I'll take care of this.
You haven't even gotten your feet wet.
Sorry to disturb you. We'd like to ask you a few questions.
Let me show you a little something I learned in Taiwan.
So you didn't see my car?
For some people, money is...
I don't like being outdoors, which I know is called agoraphobia. Right?
- Take care. - Let's do it again.
What am I gonna tell him? We can't postpone it.
Or this one.
Señorita.
Back to the bar.
Take her to her mother's, and drive south and never come back.
Because I screwed it up.
- Teachers. - I'm surprised to see you here.
Want to meet? We still got Chuck's money to split.
- Jesus Christ, what am I...? - Don't say that.
What?
Get out of the car, you lousy, two-bit con!
Whoa, whoa.
- Oh, God! - Oh, shit, Roy.
- The difference being? - They give me their money.
I'm taking the shoes off. Give me a break over here.
Well, I don't think you're a bad guy.
Congratulations. You bought yourself a week's worth.
Enjoy the Caymans, and don't get too much sun.
What would you like to do?
...ninety percent of it is variable.
We'll pull the Jamaican switch. He knows you, so you're rope. I'm inside.
You wrote a check, ma'am?
Holy Mary.
- When do you think you'll be back? - I don't know, actually.
I have all of August off. I was thinking I could come visit you.
- Take off? - Normally, I go to Carrie's...
This is our living arrangement. I pay rent. She buys the carpets.
Roy, answer the phone, man.
My next guess.
Gentlemen, looks like we have a trade.
What's the hubbub?
I'm sorry, you've been the victim of fraud.
That's a nice rationalization.
He was grabbing at my chest. What was I supposed to do?
Working them, doc.
- Love them shoes, girl. - Thank you, baby.
Listen, doc...
But I have the packet, so I'm clearly allowed to have them.
- I want you to go. - Know how to use that?
You're a cashier at a convenience store. Take his dollar and give him a ticket.