Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't like eggs.
Oh, my God! How did you get that money?
I've never been in prison.
- What's his last name? - Frechette. Chuck Frechette.
New York Super Fudge Chunk. That's my favorite flavor.
You saved a receipt for a hamburger?
...I started worrying about what that would do to my goddamn carpet.
I'm happy to
...the prize gets recorded as a sales expense, and you don't pay any tax.
Signature and pass code, please.
Then what could be more important than purifying the water your family drinks?
Hello.
- Oh. - Did your mom tell you that?
- They left the door open. It was bitchen! - It's just an open door, Roy.
Give me a contact... Hello? Hello?
Here it comes.
- I want you to give her the money back. - What?
Yeah, technically, he's right.
Go!
- Why not keep it? - As a bank employee...
Okay. How's that? You like that?
Okay, lets do this okay, lets do this
N, Norman, 7942.
Sure, Bob. I didn't mean to... Sorry. I'll be...
You're thinking, What am I selling? What you're selling is you.
- Can I help you? - Carolyn Schaffer?
Uh-huh.
I'm sorry to lose you.
It's hot.
- He's okay. - Nurse Hoffman.
Really?
But then you're never gonna do it again, and you're gonna forget it. Agreed?
Can we have a little privacy?
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
That's fish in a barrel.
- God bless America. - Land that I love.
- Angela wants to talk to you though. - Who?
...but as much as I need to to make you comfortable with what we're doing.
- What? - Of prison.
Hello, Roy.
...it's mail fraud, and we can go after them.
But I'd have to make a lot of changes.
So could you call her?
Do you mind if I put them up? It helps my back.
Well, I see things differently now.
TV dinners are cool. You should get the TV to go with them.
Not now!
- Not listening! ...and he took his hand...
It's okay. It's okay, honey, go.
Okay. Okay, let's do this.
- Did I do good? - You did...
I told you I'd teach you a con, I didn't say I'd let you get away with it.
You want to work soon?
Well, it's a little more... Bob!
Do you mind if I sit there? The high back helps.
This is so...
Oh, Lord.
- Nice to meet you, Dad. - Nice to meet you, Dad.
She's gonna be okay.
...either a Chevy Blazer, a diamond necklace...
Come on back home with me, and we can get a big pizza again.
No bullshit. And watch your language at the table.
Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
I gotta do business, you mind if...?
Yeah, I love you back.
- This packet contains supplements. - No, no, no.
You don't know that. You don't know that.
He's gonna get you out of here, and I will see you in a day or two.
It's just I'd feel better somewhere indoors.
- You gotta be shitting me. - That's what I said.
I'm not as innocent as you think. I've done stuff with boys.
- Go with him. Walk him to the plane. - What?
Thanks.
Watched him drop a couple G's there a month ago.
Okay. Okay, shoes are... There you go.
- This late? - Antiques, they wait for no man.
Thank you, thank you!
- What? - If they'd used the postal system...
Hey, hello?
...you have five grandkids? Wow.
- Well, you have now. - Oh, my God.
Get in.
- Roy. - What?
Oh, man, you are bad. Did you take your pills?
You drop out?
Summer is the worst. The worst.
How do you get them outside? Mine sits at home all day.
- Don't make it worse! - Shoot him!
She said you were a bad guy.
I had a good teacher.
Hey. Hey.
This teenybopper Hillary says, I am single, baby.
Thank you. These still make me look old?