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No, but my doctor, my shrink, gave me these, and they're samples of...
Don't shit...
What would you like to do today, little girl?
Yeah, I need a carpet.
Someone's in here!
- So you're in school, right? - Not now. It's summer.
I just went out! God, I didn't even... I didn't drink, I didn't get high!
- What? - Angela.
Summer school sort of sucks. I get out at noon on Wednesday.
I figured you would have moved out to, I don't know, Hawaii.
Thai food?
- How are both of you? - Fabulous. So who goes first?
Because she hates me.
Hey...
It's good to see you start opening some again.
- Well, congratulations. - Excuse me?
Hi. I'd like access to my safety deposit box, 366, please.
Pygmies.
- I'm excited about this. - We could get a dog.
He and the mob, they're like this:
- Bad news, he bumped it up. - What?
You looking for something, sucker?
You did very good. Very, very, very good.
Any thoughts on lunch?
Did you give me this?
No way!
Watch the cameras.
I'm sorry. He's unavailable. Dr. Wiley is on call if you'd like me to page him.
What's that?
- No! Okay. I'll show you one thing! - You will?
Because...
...or a trip to Italy or France. I don't remember.
Chocolate, yeah. Okay, now listen...
- We gotta do it today. - I thought it was Friday.
What do you think?
You, on the other hand, no one bats an eye.
Angela?
I really liked your leather and...
Come on, come on! Come on!
- Will you stop? - Don't! Let me go!
Where the hell were you?
...for you, most of all, if tomorrow morning I took you back home.
You know, this 14-year-old girl...
Uh... Uh...
I didn't take any money from your stupid dog!
- Supplifem. - Prefex!
You changed your hair.
I need a check okay on three.
- Five, 6, 7, 8... - Hurry, he's coming!
The one thing you can control, though, is who your mark is.
Everybody's done something bad in their life.
The chefs in Italy say the spaghetti's ready if you throw it and it sticks.
Pygmies!
Why not?
Well, what was his name?
But I think she should hear it from me.
Waller. Keep the change.
- Do you read the papers or watch TV? - Sometimes, yeah.
Okay, food is gone. I'm picking up all the food, okay?
Right.
Why aren't you...? Why don't you go live in Hawaii?
You need to see someone. Don't think I'm doing this for you.
- Who's it going to be? - Ernie.
Angela?
...and a ticket to the Caymans, okay?
There's no time. I gotta get the money, get changed, get Ernie...
- So you're 14? - Yep.
Me too, but he changed it.
I'm sorry, I gotta take you home.
Saw that guy again last night. Chuck. Guy I was telling you about.
A While.
- Hi. Safety deposit box, please. - Sure.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
No, you don't have the pass code.
The baby. You were gonna have a baby.
...to have friends on the force. Your girl's in their books.
Let me ask you something, Arden. How much could you do this for?
I'll meet you out in front if you want. Okay. Bye.
No, in there!
...three, four.
If I don't help her, she will go to jail.
Thank you.
The)' Photographed you? They printed you?
- Nice! - One, two, three.
Um...
Anyways, all you've got here is tuna. Lots of tuna.
There's nothing wrong with a man telephoning his ex-wife.
Wait a second.
Let me confirm your address for our courier service.
At that dosage, you're lucky to be sitting up straight.
Yeah, yeah. We call it AstroTurf.
- No sauce to go over it? - It's spaghetti alio olio!
This is my private line. My mom got it for my birthday...
Okay, okay, okay, Okay-
But now she just wants me home in time for summer school.
- I'm out. I'm done with this. - You're not done, Roy.
- That's 80,000? - Yeah.
I wanna know right now or I'm calling your mother!