Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Would you like some water? - Everything's fine.
Will you try? Please?
The government is gonna make you pay a tax on the prize.
Well, no, I told her I'm a psychiatrist. I can't lie, Roy.
I just went out. I went to the arcade. It's like a half a mile away.
You sure? You've got a lot.
Looked at your picture, see if I got your nose, your eyes.
What? Oh-oh.
And your personal relationships?
Angela!
I really liked it.
I forgot to pay for a pack of gum once. That's it.
- What? - You think that?
That's how I left. I didn't have keys to lock the door.
If buffering were in human form
So, you know, I think it'd be better...
You don't want me going home to Mom thinking she was right all along! Stop!
Pygmies!
- Why did you? - Angie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Roy? Why did Mom leave you?
- For your home? - For my secretary's office.
Well, I don't think you're a bad guy.
- It's okay, I'm supposed to be home. - No, no, no.
That's gonna be a little harder for me, but I'll manage.
What are you gonna do?
Taxi!
I'd just like to be able to take a girl someplace nice once in a while.
It's not that I don't want him to see...
Well, you know, it was a little... It made me feel... I was a little...
It's easier if I show you.
Sorry.
- You have any more L-47s? - Yeah, maybe in the car.
He, if he's a he, would be how old now?
We could train it.
He said they were new. Pref ex something-or-other.
She's not here, is she?
Turn it off.
I know, I know. Listen to me. Listen, I know, I know.
...and your signature down below.
- Yeah. - Just kidding.
- Big night planned. - Oh, it's not for me.
...before you make your first payment. First let's have the money you took.
Well, a lot of these whack jobs...
Hey, Roy, pick it up.
- You don't want something? - I gotta fly in two hours.
I wasn't sober a lot then.
If he is at all.
- You feel better? - A little.
- You got food... - What?
- Ten years? - Keep going, man.
- I can get you one. - Let's go!
You got money. You can retire. I got car payments, man.
It's okay. I used to do it too.
Yeah, three weeks ago.
I can't do this. There's no time. I can't even take you home.
Where did he go? Okay, look, look.
- Hi. - Hi.
- And the baby? - If there's a baby.
I'd never find a better partner, and now I won't have to.
How is she?
Morning.
Okay.
- Bob, good to see you! - Arden, hope I didn't keep you.
Your mug shot doesn't do you justice. You wanna sit down?
Tell Angela the pass code, and then you tell her to write it down.
Did you see that old chick at the bar with the makeup?
...if I let you get away with this. Let's go!
Can I add an access signature to my account?
Makes you look grown-up.
With a woman? A long time ago.
Sorry.
- Holy shit! - Holy moly! Six hundred dollars!
Okay. Okay. All right? I'm sorry. It's just...
Or over there, if you prefer. Or the couch.
- How are you? - I'm doing all right.
Monday.
Hey, airport bartender!
That refers to testimony based on confidential information.
- Frank. - Where do you want to meet?
- That's a gentlemen's... - I know what it is.
You didn't take it.
Seven hundred dollars.
I'd like to play this for the drawing on the 22nd.
...and I've got a partner and I've got things a certain way, and that's it!
Alas, the print we took off your .38 was just a little small.
- Hey, Kate! Can I get a beer? A Heinie? - Sure.
- Any luck? - Four out of five. Can you believe that?
Hiya.
Congratulations. Which prize are you hoping for?
Well, you'd have to ask her that.
She went back to her mom's.
- Because you don't need medication. - Look at me, I'm a mess.
Wipe the receiver. Just wipe it off.
Hello, Roy.
- Pass code? - They'll search you on your way out.
That is wrong what you did, and...
- Get down! - My money!
- I wasn't kicking you out. - I won't stay where I'm not wanted!