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Well, then great! I mean, come on.
Oh, be careful pouring that flour, hon.
I'm not doing my method at all, and baby's gonna ruin his only winter hat!
Hi, girls!
Thank God.
-What if we entered the bake-off? -Aiden...
I'm sorry, I can't... [sighs]
No, no. I can't!
Hey, are you all right?
Did Dido do that?
[Andrew] Oh, for Zaide!
It's always been you.
Go tell Jessi your dream about how soft she made your dick!
-What is the matter with you? -[gasping]
Of course.
Do this for me. Yoidle your doidle in my honor.
That's exactly what would happen.
It's gonna be so awkward this year.
What the fuck is going on?
My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.
She knows you're gay, and now it'll be out in the open.
-Zaide! -You should yoidle your doidle.
and you're making it fucking gross! Ugh!
My mom can't just shut me out of the bake-off because I'm gay.
No! Marc Marone!
These parents are finally getting their shit together.
I mean, who needs both hands to pick up a fucking glass?
♪ And, oh, how it sucks to be so wrong ♪
Yeah, come on. Let's tear off this Band-Aid.
-What's that now? -Disease, murder, car accidents.
-Let's sit with this nice man who is... -[squelching]
and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Did I? Did I? Dido? What happened to Dido?
-So you're getting rid of me? -Oh, dear.
Great! All right, then squeeze that fat little cutie until the juice comes out.
Your dad'll be waiting for you when you get off the train.
-For Zaide. -For Zaide!
She's a smart, nice mommy, and I love her so much!
Military school? Chemical castration?
♪ Put on cologne And I will wait by the phone for you ♪
to the living room before I picked you up.
I'm not going to make a cake with a woman. Ever!