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Get ready to close that fucking gate.
- It's like watching a monkey try to fuck a football.
- You finally got to third base, Jimmy.
- Sounds like a pyramid scheme.
[soft music plays]
- Goddamn boss, that was awful reckless.
- It's only reckless if you can't see it through.
- I'm a little worried I won't get the voter turnout.
on the fall schedule.
- The precedent's already set.
- With the government at the bottom.
- Every man needs a dream, Dan.
It's pretty fucking shitty.
- Easy to say when you're not here.
- Yeah, there's not a lot smart about it.
- Sorry, what's cowboy poker?
If you guys want to get drunk,
- Jimmy.
- I'm making you money, Bob.
Someone is doing it to them.
Motherfu--
No, I was talking about our families.
And they ain't fucked in six months.
Gentleman tells me you might have some day work for me.
- What are you gonna do with it?
♪ Your only home ♪
don't have this much junk in their shorts.
- It's my favorite.
- What the fuck happened?
Get his fucking-- - Hey, stop!
- [grunts] Damnit.
- All right. Nobody be a hero.
I understand what's in this for me.
- To control the supply, Bob.
- I ain't no fucking wrangler. I'm the groomer.
And wanted to gauge your interest.
- I didn't ask you to dance. I asked her.
But it's great for us.
where they changed his name
- What the fuck did you just say to me, huh?
- Don't change the hair.
One of you are.
then we go to the Department of Agriculture,
- We're not gonna do it so don't worry about it.
I thought you didn't want to leave the school
♪ ...something you'll never know ♪
- You too.
- I'm gonna grab some coffee. You want some?
The job you offered. I've reconsidered.
- You were elected to bring change to the reservation.
And he sure as hell can't.