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- Jimmy, get up here!
- How's he doing?
Good morning. - Good morning.
- Open the fucking door.
- Well you can make your case to that fella right over there.
- Swore, there was plenty to take my money.
That gets you in the door until we can get your classes
- Whew.
Come on, ready.
- Great idea.
[ helicopter whirring ]
- You're going to live up to the brand
- Take that, that goes across him.
- Howdy. - Hi.
- No, I'm fine.
- Well you will, Tom.
- Who won?
- It's the federal government paying us not to farm it.
You gotta get pressure on it. - Got it.
- Yeah well, the bright side,
- We save horses from slaughterhouses in Canada
- We're looking at three candidates to support.
[bull bellows]
that feels like you.
[shouting]
You just worry about being you.
- Told you. I don't have one.
- You've got these land developers like Jenkins.
- [laughs] Okay.
- 800 so far.
And now you're doing it.
- Dad...
- Get the fuck out of here!
I need the x-ray machine wheeled right up here.
she's got the only set of balls in this bunkhouse.
- Ain't catching up with me tonight.
- You let me worry about votes.
- Because they can't afford the two years.
I look forward to teaching young minds all about the man
and I'll have the money wired tomorrow.
- What a fucking mess.
- That's what we have in common.