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- You know, except for the pair I'm wearing,
Cowboy poker.
about local farmers diluting the market.
Better than a regular drip.
I was hoping I made it before he fell asleep.
You might wanna think about making a U-turn.
- You okay?
[dog whimpers]
- I found it.
- Smell 'em.
- Don't seem like you've made a friend in the foreman.
- I see your voice didn't get any happier.
All right, you got him? Hold him tight.
No pressure.
- Oh yeah, people wait all day for this stuff.
- It's not colon cancer, John.
It's like that, but on horses.
- Boy, if this don't pucker your red eye,
white man's been doing to us for centuries.
- Y'all sure about this?!
- [sighs]
I want to watch you dragged from your front porch.
[singing and playing guitar in distance]
- Columbus's arrival to the Declaration of Independence.
- Keep an eye on him.
Get his old fucking ass!
- You guys ready? All right.
- I don't see anything in this proposal
- I'm not doing anything with it.
And I didn't think Bozeman could grow any more
Hold him tight.
- Can you give us a minute?
- It's a Saturday.
Let me see, let me see.
- Move, move!
- There's a thought. - Get your ass out in the arena.
♪ Oh she's sitting there waiting by a window fan ♪
- Put him up on the table.
- There's a Whole Foods here??
- Who's low-man?
The government pay per acre, per year.
- [coughing]
[groaning]