Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Am I a lucky guy or what?

And you really want to get your tongue underneath hers, too.

[grunts] to be in human resources?

[thinking] What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

Jesus, it tastes like condom.

I don't want to hear "I told you so."

Come on, let's swim to that giant brown rock.

-Uh, good. -Oh, okay.

So, what's the deal after this thing? You guys wanna go get drinks?

"Fallopian." What a savory word.

And mine isn't, and I don't know if it ever will be.

The Cotton Club, 1938.

Who cares? Nick's a baby.

-It got pretty ugly. -What happened? Did you guys make up?

[Diane chuckles]

The teachers look poor. What the fuck is going on?

-I think tonight's gonna be pretty... hot! -[girls scream]

♪ Big dicks on the loose ♪

[Andrew] Oh, yeah. For a seven-footer, he's got an amazing shot.

-Hey, Mr. DJ, you take requests? -No, I do not.

The uterus is the center of female reproductive activity...

-Oh, my God... -I'll take notes for you, Andrew.

never have a very big penis.

-But Nick looks really upset-- -Fucking forget about that little Pikachu

My dad says when you take into account maternity leave,

♪ Big dicks! ♪

[grunting] No, can't slow it down, can't slow it down.

Play it cool. You've got the chops.

I told you I shouldn't do it in his room.

Who wants to watch me grab rim?

But it's worth it.

-you do get equal pay. -Your dad's a scumbag DUI attorney.