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I'm trapped between two realms. [laughing]
I'm not gonna ask a girl. I don't need that kind of rejection.
-Your father's penis is my glass slipper. -And you're my Cinderella.
♪ Passin', dribblin', bouncin', jigglin' ♪
[laughing]
You've been mean to me all week. What did I do?
and just focus on the fundamentals of basketball.
[sobs] Mine just made me jizz in my nice pants.
[voice] Did someone say "vagina"?
uh!
What a fantastic best friend. The kid's dynamite.
[music playing]
Okay. Well, good night.
it turns out that I have family stuff this weekend.
I knocked the wind outta my balls.
Okay, first of all, I think he's got that wrong.
and, good Lord, I felt inferior.
[laughing]
Um, actually, sweets and fats are at the top of the food chain.
-He has. -Thicker eyebrows...
Wheels up in 30 seconds.
Now give me the banana.
and my friend Don Kinney, he had this great big sausage
-My pants are in the toilet. -Oh, man. [chuckles]
-You smell like fresh-buttered baby. -Give me a whiff.
-[slaps] -Ugh!
["Lady In Red" playing]
Is this your card?
♪ Talkin' about a furry triangle, yeah ♪
It's not that, it's Andrew's...
Happy to help, little big guy.
you think you need to know something, Andrew, shut your face!
When I was an undergraduate-- your mother knows this story--
I kinda thought we were going to the dance as a group.
[Matthew] Exclusive-- "Laurel and Farty" are about to fight.
No, no, no.
Here we go, Nick.
[growls] and dance with a girl!
[snorts] Teachers at this school, you know, they never wanna hang out.
-I'll see you at school on Monday? -Yeah.
"Puberty fairy"? I'm the Hormone Monster.
Not only did she prepare a fantastic meal