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[class bell ringing]
I saw Charlie Parker's penis in a bathroom,
-[growls] -[screams]
Oh, hi, Andrew. Would you perchance like to celebrate the autumnal equinox
Oh, my God!
-no drugs. -Oh, please. Nick slipped right out of me.
Nick and Andrew, you're friends again. Nick's pants are gone.
[thinking] Don't mess this up, don't mess this up.
Wow, 12 hours and one minute.
-I don't like going to your house. -Oh, no, I promise,
-I want to put you back up inside. -Kiss the penis lightly.
Oh, no! That's the most I've ever made.
Yeah, sure, unless, I don't know, you want me to stick around.
-Yeah. -Lucky for you,
I'm honestly more nervous about seeing Andrew.
-and I also love this woman. -[chuckles]
I did, Dr. Birch. This house has rhythm.
Yeah, no, I think that's like a good idea.
-Well played, Jay. -Look, your butt buddy's here.
Either that or you have grossly misquoted him.
I thought that, too, but I guess they don't.
Wow. That must have been really tough.
But if you understand a woman's body,
Fight!
[slams]