HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Bye, Mrs. Birch.
LaGuardia, and, technically, I live in a storage unit, so...
but I think we're basically on the same page.
-Okay, can we be excused? -Once you pay the "snuggle tax."
I came in my pants.
My God, he's got that Brian Grazer bravery.
His penis is changing, from a boy penis to a man's penis.
Those girls are gonna eat him alive,
-Was that your card? -Nope.
Great. Cute, yeah.
It's embarrassing.
[whimpers]
-...if you heard it. -[chuckles]
I'm thinking about AIDS.
So we're not going to Jay's to play basketball?
Hey, ladies, you havin' fun?
I saw your...
I don't know, I guess I thought Olivia liked me.
She's a beautiful complex woman whose eyes go dead when she applies lip gloss.
Okay, bye.
- ♪ Furry triangle, baby ♪ -[bell ringing]
Ahem. Yeah, I guess I should probably go check on Andrew.
-so... mm, I'm pretty psyched. -Yeah, you should be psyched.
Oh, man, I hope they play music we like.
Don't be afraid to lead with your groin, the world's slowest hula hoop.
[claps] All right, look alive, you little maniacs.
[muttering] Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
thinking, "Meow-meow, who's got the cream?"
I'm not a fairy.
and made sweet love to Eva Gabor.
[chuckles]
Everything's embarrassing.
-Oh, God. -And she's got Fallopian tubes.
-We know what we're talking about. -It's nice to talk like men.