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I'm thinking about AIDS.
Those girls are gonna eat him alive,
I don't know, I guess I thought Olivia liked me.
I'm not a fairy.
Ahem. Yeah, I guess I should probably go check on Andrew.
[chuckles]
Everything's embarrassing.
-Oh, God. -And she's got Fallopian tubes.
-...if you heard it. -[chuckles]
Hey, ladies, you havin' fun?
[muttering] Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Okay, bye.
His penis is changing, from a boy penis to a man's penis.
I saw your...
It's embarrassing.
-Okay, can we be excused? -Once you pay the "snuggle tax."
-Was that your card? -Nope.
[claps] All right, look alive, you little maniacs.
My God, he's got that Brian Grazer bravery.
-so... mm, I'm pretty psyched. -Yeah, you should be psyched.
Oh, man, I hope they play music we like.
-We know what we're talking about. -It's nice to talk like men.
Bye, Mrs. Birch.
Great. Cute, yeah.
LaGuardia, and, technically, I live in a storage unit, so...
Don't be afraid to lead with your groin, the world's slowest hula hoop.
[whimpers]
but I think we're basically on the same page.
I came in my pants.
thinking, "Meow-meow, who's got the cream?"
- ♪ Furry triangle, baby ♪ -[bell ringing]
She's a beautiful complex woman whose eyes go dead when she applies lip gloss.
and made sweet love to Eva Gabor.
So we're not going to Jay's to play basketball?