Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to show you the new and improved Chrissy land.

I hear they like grapes.

Harold, watching you beat the crap out of this kid was just the shot in the arm our relationship needed.

Oh, well, geez, it's a shame to waste it.

Hell, two to one you could sell with some old perfume soaked hag.

I love it when you talk insane to me.

Have a good time.

Jeez, Gosford, cry it out loud.

Hey, pal, how's it hanging?

You know, all I gotta do is, you know, clean her pipes a couple of times a day, and she rewards me with a dazzling array of cash and prizes.

Well, thank God for senility.

Oh, I'm just heating up some garlic bread in the oven.

would be enough for your money, but then you get a bonus like that.

Nothing's too good for my hard-working escort.

Oh yeah, that's a lot more appropriate.

Could I have a puff of your cigarette?

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