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My pleasure.
No, not at all.
A service you obviously haven't been able to provide.
Well, he ain't pretty no more.
Let's book.
The idea just popped into my head this morning while I was lacing up my underwear.
My favorite record of all time!
No, I'm talking about this rancid salami.
A real man knows when to quit.
What?
Unlike the shallowness of spending an evening with a gorgeous, empty-headed, centerfold type.
You got that bike chain grease all over my evening gown.
Boy, I made some quick cash.
Cool.
Gus, that's the difference between you and me.
Now face north, think about direction, wonder why you have it now Stand in the place where you were, now face west Think about the place where you live, wonder why you have it now Stand in the place where you live, now face north Think about direction, wonder why you have it now Stand in the place where you were, now face west
Excuse me, my lovely date seems to be requesting my presence.
Well, you know, uh, I'm sorry if I seem just a tad remiss in my duties, but I gotta tell you, your excessive age knocked my ass out of whack there.
I'll have to remember that.
Yeah, I get to know what you mean.
Oh, it turned me on.
That's no robot.
Sometimes she likes me to be Chuck Connors.
You know, whoever designed this coat really had their finger on the pulse of the working man.
You know, kid, this whole thing is starting to nauseate me.