Chris Becomes a Male Escort - Get a Life [S02E07]

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Chris Becomes a Male Escort - Get a Life [S02E07]
N/AComedyFantasy

Chris decides to become a male escort to meet woman but winds up with a much older woman.

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21 Dec 1991
Chris Becomes a Male Escort
John Fortenberry
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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How many records did this Tchaikovsky idiot put out anyway?
How many records did this Tchaikovsky idiot put out anyway?
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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free plays.
free plays.
Two to one, you can tell it's an old perfume-soaked gag.Two to one, you can tell it's an old perfume-soaked gag.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Two to one, you can tell it's an old perfume-soaked gag.
Two to one, you can tell it's an old perfume-soaked gag.
It's almost too good to be true, isn't it?It's almost too good to be true, isn't it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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It's almost too good to be true, isn't it?
It's almost too good to be true, isn't it?
There you are, can't you stand?There you are, can't you stand?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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There you are, can't you stand?
There you are, can't you stand?
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Yes.
Yes.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Greedy bastard.
Greedy bastard.
You know, kids, I think a glass of wine would help me to calm my nerves.You know, kids, I think a glass of wine would help me to calm my nerves.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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You know, kids, I think a glass of wine would help me to calm my nerves.
You know, kids, I think a glass of wine would help me to calm my nerves.
Wolfgang Puck?Wolfgang Puck?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Wolfgang Puck?
Wolfgang Puck?
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Gus, what are you talking about?
Gus, what are you talking about?
Because I've been in the hospital.Because I've been in the hospital.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Because I've been in the hospital.
Because I've been in the hospital.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Hi, ladies.
Hi, ladies.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Earthquake!
Earthquake!
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
When I say no pets, I mean no pets.When I say no pets, I mean no pets.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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When I say no pets, I mean no pets.
When I say no pets, I mean no pets.
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Or tar?
Or tar?
I've ruined a dozen evening gowns that way.I've ruined a dozen evening gowns that way.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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I've ruined a dozen evening gowns that way.
I've ruined a dozen evening gowns that way.
Well, madam, allow me to introduce myself.Well, madam, allow me to introduce myself.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Well, madam, allow me to introduce myself.
Well, madam, allow me to introduce myself.
There's no such thing as easy money in this world.There's no such thing as easy money in this world.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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There's no such thing as easy money in this world.
There's no such thing as easy money in this world.
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What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
My escort days are over.My escort days are over.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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My escort days are over.
My escort days are over.
I am gonna sprinkle you with a little Chrissy sugar, then I'm gonna pop you in the oven and bake you at 450 until you're brown as one of my daddy's loafers.I am gonna sprinkle you with a little Chrissy sugar, then I'm gonna pop you in the oven and bake you at 450 until you're brown as one of my daddy's loafers.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I am gonna sprinkle you with a little Chrissy sugar, then I'm gonna pop you in the oven and bake you at 450 until you're brown as one of my daddy's loafers.
I am gonna sprinkle you with a little Chrissy sugar, then I'm gonna pop you in the oven and bake you at 450 until you're brown as one of my daddy's loafers.
Please, not my face.Please, not my face.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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Please, not my face.
Please, not my face.
I said I won't see her again.I said I won't see her again.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-12-21, Rated N/A
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I said I won't see her again.
I said I won't see her again.