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Look at all that shit
Cheese and mice
Happy holidays.
She lives in God's house with Jesus and Mary and the ghost
Sweet Jews for Jesus.
The duck stick?
Morning, team.
What the fuck is this, Mr. Low Profile?
Bronsexuals defending themselves be like.... I am not gay!
Motherfucker!
- Okay. Which house is it? - That one.
It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose
Hi. Bob Chipeska.
You saying something to me?
. .
When you found out the Dallas Stars advance to the Stanley Cup Fuckin shit
You're shitting me.
She said she was 18.
In case you didn't notice.
It's not quite 8:00 yet.
and you won't be around anymore.
I don't know. Just through the holidays.
Yeah. Pretty darn impressive.
Happy New Year.
So stop acting like you know something. 'Cause, pal of mine, you don't know squat!
I appreciate it.
Projects? Shit yeah
- What the hell happened to you?! - I cut my hand by mistake! Ow!
When you’re sitting in Eagle Lodge and somebody asks you a question about the town bus system
It's just a job, you know what I mean?
Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Huh?
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Gjjh
What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?
- How can they drop me onto my own head? - No, not onto your...Would...
God damn it!
Yes. I thought it was very strange, too.
Well, I'm very happy for you.
We can’t work the big store with your big fucking trainwreck.
What the hell buddy buddy I am not gay
Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night.
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. What is the problem now?
What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.
- As a fucking whistle. - Nothing?
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
MAN ON TV: And a hot dog and sausages to feed a small army.
WHERES YHE INE FOR THE XTRANS IV SENOR??
Goodbye, Mike
Thurman Merman?
There's no joy in this for me.
I don't care if it choke you to death.
45%.
They only work during the day, all right?
Why do you talk about yourself that way?!
How can they drop me onto my own head?
Jesus.
Dumb bells always gettin fucked in the ass
Five Christmases I've been here.
what's with all the circles?
MAN ON TV: Scrumptious 6 1/2-pound standing rib roast.
I am not gay
Oh, God!
Oh, yeah? Hang on a second.
yes snoktrayal templetone? what do you want? i want to resn the rentesosissettes in bujbury.
Even though I’m a Safety Dipshit Loser
watching you till your dad gets back
MAN ON TV: A six-pound mouth watering pork-loin roast.
- I was gonna pay for it. - Wrong answer.
You got some nerve, you little shit you.
Are you off your meds or something?
Come on, baby.
I am on my f$&@ing lunch break, OK?
Oh, Christ.
When the new hire asks questions
Fuck me.
You ain't gonna shit right for a week
- Santa! - Yeah.
Is Ping Identity Spry?
Sweetheart, don't romance 'em, now. Go on and get in there. I can take it.
"I AM NOT GAY"
"проверяйте вещи под камерой"
As for my little helper, I'm sorry to have to tell you
Thanks. We've been at this a long time and all.
This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
'Cause you went to the bathroom on Mommy's dishes?
yes beryl japanette chinarette baliette? what do you want? i want to do shengdonging in koh lanta.
Let me fix you some tacos
Merry Christmas.
1976 1993
Mind your own goddamn business.