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I'm not even supposed to be out of the state right now.
- Oh, my God. Crazy. - God, that was three years ago, then.
-so I got this. - Charlie?
Jess, come on. Come on.
Only thing is, though,
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- Really? - Yeah.
Janine!
I have, like, a 25-minute-ish interview.
- Oh, God. - Miami, bachelorette party.
before the neighbors return to eat Blair out again.
- Fuck you. - Now.
Yeah? All right.
Stop being a stupid fucking cunt and do a little fucking cocaine!
Bride-to-be bathrobe for our lovely Jess,
- Yes! - I killed another person.
- Three! - Okay.
- Charlie! - You stay. I'm bringing him to you.
Good evening, Officer.
- That's so nice. - It is so good,
Okay, yes. This is the stripper I ordered.
- Why don't you put her in a cage? - She is in a cage.
- I want up! I want up! I want up! - You deserve it.
He could be part of a cartel that's gonna cut off our toes
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- God. - Oh, my God.
Sounds like self-defense to me, right?
You shoot anyone who moves.
We killed a guy! And it was right!
That looks really bad.
- That sounded like a gunshot. - Yeah.
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- Let's see it. - It's ridiculous.
That does not mean she cheated.
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We got rid of the body. We just have to get rid of the footage, that's all.
Skype is a free video calling app.
No, hey, hey. hey!
You didn't plan this weekend for me.
- Hey, man. - Hey.
No, thank you.
We're in Florida, Alice.
- Yes! - Alice, you rock!
because I'm actually Australian and a Kiwi is a New Zealander.
That's the end.
But I'm loud. I'm a screamer.
Shit, Shit, shit.
Alice.
Frankie, do you have a tampon?
- That's not true! - It is true.
I think the only person who's forgotten that is you.
- Yeah, think so. - All right.
I am about to lose my fucking shit.
What's that on your face?
Yes. More than ever I want to get married. I love you.
Babe. It's for you.
so we know exactly what to say during the interrogation.
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- You're obsessed with me. - We love you.
'Cause your friends are there by your side
- I love you. - I love you, too, dude.
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Hey, it's Jess. Leave a message.
- No. No, Jess. - Yeah.
- Yes. - Do we?
We can't just chop him up.
- I will not be your drug mule! - What? Stop. Stop. Stop.
- I got it. - I'm done.
GO, Q0,
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- No way. - Yes.
I had to pry my ankle monitor off with a shoehorn to get here!
Even if we don't get charged with this tampering with evidence thing,
Don't give me shit.
Yeah, but this way no one can definitively ID our face.
You got us through the Wendy's drive-through
You're all dead. All of you.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah!
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Hey, Alice.
Put your hands where I can see them.
You know what? I'm actually getting married.
Good evening, Officer.
No.
- I killed a guy. - It's okay.
You just say "tampon," and they run.
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Thank you.
Well, just 'cause I'm between places...
- Don't put that on me. - Check you out.
I don't want to wait. Everyone I love is right here.
Don't judge sex work, Blair!
No...
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Girls, girls.
- Yes! - I need more time.
- Let's go! Okay! - Let's do it.
- Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - God.
And you were right, I need to stop living in the past
- Jesus. - Oh, my God.
- There's more people here? - The real stripper.
Cool, cool, cool.
It's okay. I'm just gonna take some of this bread from the bread basket.
- What the fuck was that? - This guy, it's another thing.
That's how she remembers me.
Up to 15 years in prison.
Am I right?
- That doesn't feel right. - No, I'm just so exhausted.
- I just... I love her. - I don't know about that.
- Oh, God. There is a taxi. - Oh, no, no.
I have a sort of a sense of these things.
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- What? - And locked them in there,
Slow down.
No, no, no. You're being too loud.
- What? - No, this guy came over.
- Let me get a little more. - Yep.
I am taking a passive stance.
- Who is that guy? - We could get rid
About what? The wedding?
Oh, my gosh. So we're in the clear!
- Blair. - What?
- She's here for a bachelorette party. - That is crazy.
- You fucking what? - What?
- Yeah. That's the real stripper in there. - The actual guy...
- No, no. Please. - Up!
This certainly gets me in the mood.
This Montepulciano is majestic and rebellious.
on things that could literally ruin my career.
I'm just, like, voicing what some people are thinking,
Absolutely not.
He does not suck. You should totally marry him.
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First layer, off.
Unless it's asked for.
-and you have the key. - What are you talking about?
- Yeah. - Yeah. Good idea.
We were right to kill him!
- Stop. - Are you home safe? You never called.
What?
He was on the team that defended Bernie Madoff.
Drive safe. Have fun at your bachelor party, okay?