Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You son of a bitch!

I know.. Im a little fucked up

Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass?

Plus, a hooker took a shit in our apartment.

You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.

(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

You know, there's an Asian family living next door

Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.

Oh, thank you. Thanks.

Sam Jones is here, and, John,

I don't understand.

Illumination! Illumination!

Will you love me forever

That's a great story I felt like I was there

if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, wanna go out? No.

Well, I am a former celebrity in a minimum wage job.

when you and I are getting fucked up

How about we play a little game of hide and seek?

But, Lori, I need to see you in my office.

So, where is donald Trump today?

It has been said that magic vanished from our world

"What's going on with Lori?"

Fuck you, Rick! You can suck my dick

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Why The Fuck Would He Say That

and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so...

He'll save every one of us!

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

yes, the boys is homophobic. you'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (especially s3e1) and didnt just watch clips

It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?

I need the police right away.

Thanks for coming by.

You know I love you.

GUY: You guys have been going out for four years?

See, that's why I watch these things.

Like One Of Those Gay Beat-Up Clubs Or Something

So I’m alittle ducked

That's a weird fucking question. No

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole?

All right, easy. Come on, Ted.

Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up

I got you, motherfucker.

Yeah, whatever. Thanks for 9/11.

You're mine, Ted!

Yeah. What do you mean? Anybody can come.

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I guess I didn't think about that.

You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing.

To step up and change such a huge part of your life

We gotta get you a job.

You don't think she's going to be

Still Better Than A.I.

Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.

that changed his life forever.

You just worry about your own "snatch." How about that, honey?

I don't know. Where is he?

I'm trying to walk a line, here.

Could legitimately say this tonight

Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am.

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party.

submitted here is the story of a little boy

And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.

It doesn’t work

Of course. Jews are welcome.

He taught us right from wrong, good from evil.

Try and be a little more responsible tomorrow.

Doing so much more

This place is a wreck. Who are these girls?

Ow damn Leeland stop spanking my ass!

He's very, very special to me.

"Thunder buddies for life," remember?

Our life. And he can't.

Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo With Bearglove

John! May I speak with you, please?

It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.

Christmas Day brought a very special new arrival.

Now my phone fell under the seat somewhere.

Me uh... And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastic cyborgs?

Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.

Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.

Johnny, I'm frightened.

when Boston children gather together

Hug me and billy and Mandy And the Simpsons and max and ruby

No Mexicans, though.

and that kid who I think is his son,

No peeking, now, or you'll get kid cancer.

and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.

John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now.

Look, I know it sucks, okay?

You pay for wall!

Yeah. What happened?

It works out so much better for you

the lady that can snatch him up.

This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett,

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints.

a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

I love my sixpence Better than my life

It's A Blue Mountain

What's the matter? Is he okay?

Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.

Adam Sandier plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.

Jesus, you look fantastic.

Are you out here all alone?

See the fact that you have to say Hes not that bad Means that He is that bad

Pov: when ur scared of thunder

All day, every day. Just awful.

just to make your girlfriend happier...

I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.

so I know what you're going through.

You like that, huh? Check this shit out.

I think I need to clear the air here a little.

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

Holy shit! What?

(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

who sold 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.

I don't want to work at a grocery store.

owfuckcocksucker

My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

No, I didn't get it! Tell me when you get it!

How you doing? Good to meet you.

What, like anal?

Eventually,nobody give a shit.

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

Encesta Kareem!... Que idiota Kareem...

Okay, get ready.

Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.

You re my best fiends

Let's all be best friends.

LOOK WHAT JESUS DID

Lori, please, I love you.

Is that cannibalism?

I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.

Let's sing the thundersong. All right.

Or maybe, just maybe. Don't see a movie 8 times in a row and write a book report on each showing?

So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me.

I really don't care, as long as we're together.

You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court.

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You’re full of shit. Oh yeah!

Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...

Up the dog's ass, right?

I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry,