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Hey, how are you holding up?

the first item on our agenda is,

Ha-ha. No, just you homos.

but they don't have a gong or nothing, so it's not too bad.

Plus, you are a huge catch.

Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!

I now pronounce you man and wife.

Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?

Johnny, it's the truth, I'm telling you.

Look, we're very interested in the bear.

Hey, Johnny, don't forget me. I'm over here. I'm on the dashboard, remember?

are we still going to smoke that pot?

Oh, man. I never even got to read the manual.

Come on. It's not that bad, okay?

I got a shitty job, and I assure you, lam quite content.

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

Hey, Greenbaum!

and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the opportunity, Miss...

I'm going to rattle off some names

My Kneecaps Was Squished By The TV

You're just like the baby jesus

but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault.

I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car

we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR.

Tigger, how dare you see Ted? You know that Ted is disgusting! That’s it! You’re grounded grounded grounded for 10 weeks!

means that they are that bad.

That's a great story I felt like I was there

And I do love her, Ted.

I gotta be on my own, bolt. I can't see you anymore.

(SIGHS) Look, John loves you very much,

Ed thought I was ALF, and he kept muttering anti-Semitic comments.

No, it can't be that either, right?

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

and I would love it if you would go with me.

I lost my job, my apartment and my life.

Have you ever considered selling the bear?

that one boy in every neighborhood

Are you going to do it?

Keemstar Dine-Stupid-Maddy!

I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.

you're going to make me choose some kind of loyalty to you

Do you know what just happened? Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended! Well you must feel pretty stupid.

All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-fucking-bear.

I don't know. I dig chicks, man.

I don't know if I can drive!

With my top-of-the-pyramid Caucasian genes and your splash of

Howard how old are you bring the Michelin Man into our house you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no South Park

Hey, squirt, how you doing? Where's your bunny rabbit?

it was a huge misunderstanding,

I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.

I think you're being a little more fair to him.

You can't get me Meilin Lee Cause you just Miriam's Farts

Except an Apache helicopter.

Yeah. Yeah, work's good.

They found the missing hikers.

And there he was, picking her up.

Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning

and when I hit it, fucking buzz it.

And you can call me any time, okay?

Back off, Susan Boyle!

Well, it's not true, okay? I'm an elegant broad.

Quiet down out there. Have patience.

JOHN: Fucking stop! Fuck!

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Timmy tuts-fucking-pin!!

But will you take care of me forever and ever?

There's no putting this right She fucking hates me

God damn it! I'm here on business!

(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

It begins in 1985. We're in a nice town just outside Boston! Dude, do you believe it? I miss Boston! Jesus, please help us travel to Boston!

that took guts we need guts

I wonder who it's going to hit first.

Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole,

It's unwatchable.

Hey, Ted. (EXCLAIMS)

making yourself look like a pussy.

Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

Ch, my God, yes! Ch, my God, yes!

Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.

A magical Christmas wish is amazing! Jesus went to the cross. You're making me miss out on snowy fields. So Christmas is a holiday! Merry Christmas, dude!

(THUNDER CRASHING)

Jesus H. Christ!

Oh, great. Great! I think I'm gonna watch Night of the Zoopocalypse. It's what I've always watched since I was three.

Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place?

You're not giving anything a chance

But I can give you love, and rocking horses,

This is a rant on Season 3 of the Boys. What is this?! This season needs to suck! So extremely homophobic, Insanely disgusting! I never wanna watch this season! Season 1, season 2, and season 4 are much better.

I love the boys and it's so epic and awesome

All right, I love you.

Savannah, Kasey, Dolly, Kendra, Carla, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou.

Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.

You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand?

You owe me lobster money.

THAT TOOK GUTS WE NEED GUTS

And, you know, I don't blame you.

Is he all mine, Daddy?

We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)

Just grab your Tundra buddy and say these magic words

Okay, here's a test to see how much you actually care about me.

That's your choice, John.

I Want Some Happy Meal

John, look, don't you think after four years

Come on. She'll go home,

Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?

What's going on?

you've been a part of our family for quite some time.

The old... Yeah, yeah.

Hey, wanna go out.

You know you're never alone When you're with Christ

I will tell you. You got me?

Daddy punished me for it.

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that made him feel as if he finally had a friend

I just wanted John and I to be friends.

You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.

No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.

Well you must feel pretty stupid. Fuck!

Who's that over there?

Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

This is a rant on The Boys. This show is so- God dammit, whoever you are. You just ranted on the boys. You should know by now that this show is not homophobic.

Jesus, lam so sorry. I didn't see you. It was an accident.

Teddy Rux-Fucking-Pin

Oh, yeah, that was a weird interview.

Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny.

Oh yea! Austria can do no wrong!!!

Still better than Katy Perry.

Taylor Lautner.

If you think that by making shit like that up

and who do you think is with him? Sam Jones.

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You're just like the Baby Jesus.

Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.

Boom. That's me and Skerritt.

You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock

That's great. That is great.

What I think when Bryce tells me he works so much

I fucked her with a parsnip last week

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well mary-jane no matter how many cups of tea a day you drink to measure yourself out too you'll still gain weight anyway. now aren't you glad i gave viv that diet plan? very. after all her ammybloodyanasersia got the better of her and boy don't only i know it. and she's not the only one i spiked her tennis now she can't get the mump.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the orchestra

I don't have to. I'm a fucking hedgehog.

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eating potato salad off of Tami-Lynn's bare bottom.

I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend.

JOHN: There he is. Pull over.

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

All right, this is one man to another.

You wished for my life back.

I thought you were going to be funnier.

that you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship.

TED: Take it easy.

I have tickets to Norah Jones at the Hatch Shell tonight

Do I dare look at the clock?

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and the guy down at the store told me

Oh shit 9/11 I gotta get high

Can I... Just give me the car keys.

Screw this film kindergarten cop is a gazillion times better

getting me down and things are tough,

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