Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

more than anything in the world,

I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that.

Black Lives Matter singers; call the military international Color guard

and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun?

Even more than me.

We're going to die. We're all going to die.

@james64 i love that song and its so epic and awesome

Oh, God, that was so good!

Donny was arrested by Boston police

That’s a weird friggen question.

That's a good one.

Don't know her name. Seems cute.

Teddy rux fucking pin!

I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face.

It was you two. If I didn't volunteer to babysit you two little demons... ...this wouldn't have never happened, and I'd still have my car.

I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.

Okay, how do you remember it?

Wow! (JOHN'S DAD CHUCKLES)

"Gorilla Panic,"

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

(SOBBING) Why are you crying?

So bad, but so good.

They're worth, like, a million dollars.

Fuck Shit Bitch Faggot Cock Dick Penis Fuck Shit Bitch Faggot Cock Dick Penis

Who did this to us?

If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word

Tom Brady could do that!

You're not a very polite guest, are you?

You know what my favorite thing about you is?

No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.

All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way.

Let's do some shots.

No! You can never cook with that hand again!

You look dapper.

LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)

Do I dare look a clock?

It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.

I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out.

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

The Save-Ums Movie! May 18 2029 Rated R

I'll pick you up at 8:00.

I've been getting stoned too much. I know that.

Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.

That's not how I remember it.

You owe me lobster money.

Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder

Is it a hugging gun?

MOBBll\lc_) VVhy are you crying?

You’re My Best Friend John

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody.

He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.

and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life.

You wanna play with the Sega genesis.

Go away, Bennett! Bennett! Get lost right now, my friend!

Baby, I don't know if this is going to work.

Yeah, many times.

I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle

Timmy tuts-fucking-spin!!

Thank you For creeping up my night

but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.

Thank you, Rex. Thank you.

Had no intention to do

I know you will.

(METAL SCRAPING)

Baby, please ask Ted to move out

I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here!

Lori, look, he's been my best friend since I was eight.

What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here.

so I'm always interested in meeting

Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit.

Steven and Mario are fighting in the hotel

We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.

This was a nice evening.

You motherfucker

Jesus! Lori was right.

It's a Christmas miracle.

And Jesus be with you... Okay.

What? I'm acting like a cock?

Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed.

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

Tom Brady could do that.

SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!

You my best friends

They're not that bad.

if you keep wasting time with Ted.

And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks."

Get out of here, Bennett!

well, that's just a bonus.

Just tell him you don't feel well.

eleven, twelve, thirteen...

It's Lance Armstrong's nut.

Welcome back, Ted.

comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story...

And unless you're too blind to notice,

Fucking Becky? No.

It doesn't sound very mellow.

Where are you going?

(Sobbing) Why Are You Crying

You’re welcome, you rotten little thief.

I am so fake-happy for her.

I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I’d just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin. Say that again. Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

(WATER BUBBLING)

Look at that one. WASP-y, white-guy fish.

Say that one more time.

Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny?

It’s not my fault she can’t speak English.

There she is. I was worried you weren't coming.

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

And don't worry, I'll do my very best

Out of control. He's such a sleaze.

Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff.

but I'm really happy that you were.

Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to...

CYDEEH WHEN HE SEES THE HAIR I JUST WANNA EFFIN BRUSH IT!

Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa!

Hi, Norah Jones.

What's the special on Tuesdays? Eggplant parm.

Barry! Snap the fuck out it and run!

and went on to become

This movie sucks! The Boys and Johnny Test are a gazillion times better

My Junk is squished by the TV.

ah mas dame duro ah ah

was sweeping the nation.