Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There is a shit on my floor!

Really? Really?

with the goal of restarting his film career.

MING: You break my wall! This my home long time.

Got some shit to do today

What the hell is this?

You and me have been together for 27 years.

I know I'm not a talking teddy bear,

Fuuck, ll caan't!

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

Don't talk shit to me.

Tom Brady could do that.

Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

and I remember seeing you on the Carson show.

My mushing is not that bad…

It's working for me.

This is a rant on The Boys. This show is soooooo garbage! It's about these guys that go on shitty homophobic adventures together. My least favorite episode is Payback. I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If you like this show and you are watching this, opinions are handled.

It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy.

Red, then every go the world with a cool hot shit. I just go to Rio de Janeiro Brazil with a teddy-fucking-bear!

All right, Kareem!

Sir, and madam, here is your dessert

Ted? Listen, I got to call you back.

God damn I’m gonna eat huy

Because in a month, my life could be your life.

Jesus H. Crist!

I love hide and seek. I'll hide.

Yeah, it does. It doesn't work.

Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.

Look I’m not... Who, singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man’s undersea labs?

Still Better Than Ai.

You're mine, Peabody!

Illumination. Illumination!

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Thank you. I'll be back.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

You did everything you could.

Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground?

I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon...

Taking a cab. I'm going home.

I love You Fergy!

That took guts. We need guts.

As you can see, my dance card is quite full.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHRIST

Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge!

That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.

You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.

She's your thunder buddy now.

You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."

What That's what

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

When You And I Are Gettk

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

Can I just get a Hug?

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?

My name is Wan Ming.

Teddy rux-fucking pin!

It wasn't my fault for killing Johnny. But he's kind of dead or something.

and something called, "This is Permanent."

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

I just come up here and I look at it.

(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)

Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?

(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)

Do you mind covering for me for a bit?

and this is for Aunt Cass.

There's a shit on the floor

You kind of just reworded Lance’s joke, but…hah

I'm taking you to the best place in town.

Yeah, Bennett get lost.

Son of a fucking bitch

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

Super Mario bros Steven universe

I might be gay I don’t know…

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Vice President Rodgers. Quarterback, NeW York Jets.

Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.

fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

Oh, God! Ah, what?

Great, we'll be right back. Come on, buddy.

Dave how dare you bring your teddy bear to say stupid tree with Kanye West you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Christmas Time Is Here

THE SAVE-UMS! REBOOT (2030) COMING SOON IN NETFLIX AND ON PEACOCK

if you thought I was fucking retarded.

Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!

and really slowly de-limbing you

when you tell him Grandma died.

Hello? Hello, Tadashi?

Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying

he's not your only friend anymore.

That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.

There's supposed to be three registers open.

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

And if you're miserable and you hate it

Hug Billy for us!

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

everybody should suck your asshole, or something?

You Got A Lot of Beargloves Don't You

I was not a popular child.

Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori.

Show us how, Flash.

Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand.

And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?

I said it on the phone. I said julia Chloe?

Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.

I realize that. Good.

I would never, ever, ever say no to him.

Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista,

You know, Lori would hate me for saying this,

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John.

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

F*** you thunder٫ You can suck my Dick

Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.

He was like a ragdoll.

John picked the perfect night to make a wish.

Hey, Greenbaum!

He knows he screwed up huge

Company's turning 20, huh?

Name that movie.

and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up

I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale.

When you don't look, you find

Come on. Give him a chance.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Can we talk about this another time,

Yeah, I don't feel so good.

Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?

White trash name. Guess.

(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)

What? Excuse me?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

What do you mean "girlfriends"?

I was gone before she woke up.

Out of a Boston suburb

TEDDY RUX FUCKING PIN

(GUESTS CHEERING)

Popopopopopo with old spice

There's a shut on the floor

Well hello there. Sorry if I’m interrupting any private girl talk about Channing Tatum’s index finger, but Lori, I need to see you in my office.