Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My name is Wan Ming.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

TEDDY RUX FUCKING PIN

Do you mind covering for me for a bit?

Son of a fucking bitch

Yeah, it does. It doesn't work.

and really slowly de-limbing you

Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?

What That's what

What do you mean "girlfriends"?

What the hell is this?

I'm taking you to the best place in town.

Can I just get a Hug?

I love You Fergy!

I said it on the phone. I said julia Chloe?

Name that movie.

Yeah, Bennett get lost.

Hello? Hello, Tadashi?

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Don't talk shit to me.

(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?

Look I’m not... Who, singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man’s undersea labs?

Dave how dare you bring your teddy bear to say stupid tree with Kanye West you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Christmas Time Is Here

I love hide and seek. I'll hide.

I was not a popular child.

with the goal of restarting his film career.

All right, Kareem!

Vice President Rodgers. Quarterback, NeW York Jets.

Fuuck, ll caan't!

(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

It's working for me.

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and this is for Aunt Cass.

You're mine, Peabody!

I would never, ever, ever say no to him.

(GUESTS CHEERING)

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHRIST

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There's a shut on the floor

There is a shit on my floor!

Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground?

Can we talk about this another time,

White trash name. Guess.

You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."

That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.

That took guts. We need guts.

(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)

Jesus H. Crist!

I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon...

He knows he screwed up huge

She's your thunder buddy now.

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

Show us how, Flash.

if you thought I was fucking retarded.

Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge!

Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying

Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori.

I realize that. Good.

What? Excuse me?

Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!

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Yeah, I don't feel so good.

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Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Well hello there. Sorry if I’m interrupting any private girl talk about Channing Tatum’s index finger, but Lori, I need to see you in my office.

I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale.

when you tell him Grandma died.

Ted? Listen, I got to call you back.

Because in a month, my life could be your life.

There's supposed to be three registers open.

Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John.

It wasn't my fault for killing Johnny. But he's kind of dead or something.

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Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

And if you're miserable and you hate it

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MING: You break my wall! This my home long time.

He was like a ragdoll.

Thank you. I'll be back.

Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.

There's a shit on the floor

You did everything you could.

Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.

everybody should suck your asshole, or something?

Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand.

Hug Billy for us!

Tom Brady could do that.

Oh, God! Ah, what?

This is a rant on The Boys. This show is soooooo garbage! It's about these guys that go on shitty homophobic adventures together. My least favorite episode is Payback. I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If you like this show and you are watching this, opinions are handled.

John picked the perfect night to make a wish.

Company's turning 20, huh?

F*** you thunder٫ You can suck my Dick

It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy.

I just come up here and I look at it.

I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.

and I remember seeing you on the Carson show.

Hey, Greenbaum!

I was gone before she woke up.

When You And I Are Gettk

Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.

Taking a cab. I'm going home.

My mushing is not that bad…

You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.

Really? Really?

Popopopopopo with old spice

You Got A Lot of Beargloves Don't You

As you can see, my dance card is quite full.

Come on. Give him a chance.

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You kind of just reworded Lance’s joke, but…hah

Sir, and madam, here is your dessert

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

I might be gay I don’t know…

Great, we'll be right back. Come on, buddy.

Still Better Than Ai.

You know, Lori would hate me for saying this,

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

and something called, "This is Permanent."

When you don't look, you find

You and me have been together for 27 years.

Out of a Boston suburb

and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up

Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.

Red, then every go the world with a cool hot shit. I just go to Rio de Janeiro Brazil with a teddy-fucking-bear!

That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I know I'm not a talking teddy bear,

God damn I’m gonna eat huy

Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?

Teddy rux-fucking pin!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Illumination. Illumination!

Got some shit to do today

he's not your only friend anymore.