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Boom! That's me and Skerritt!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm an asshole, I know that.
Yeah, Rex is having a house party
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
and I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm
Lori, hey, you're home early.
how great Lori's hair always looks.
TED: No, no.
about Channing Tatum's index finger.
It's said that magic is being vanished from our world can no longer be found. Oh, my God. I live in the United States. I live in the planet Earth.
and maybe take some of the heat off you.
What the hell you problem?
DEATH TO DOMINGUE
Okay. See you later.
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)
If we were together, our babies would be spectacular.
I want my old spice bearglove shampoo I said
I mean, look at Haiti.
or are you just happy to see me?
sei assunto!
he'll never be scared of thunder again.
cc
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
Like, where are you from?
Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant.
Illumination
Oh.
C for Cocaine
(SOFT PIANO PLAYING)
We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks.
we got to start planning it now.
For what?
John, it's me. Can you hear me?
Yeah, I know. Don't worry, Johnny, I'll be fine.
I love you, too, Teddy.
Britney? Tiffany? No. No.
No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
So it keeps going
But, Dad... Get over here!
I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
What are you doing here?
What's going on?
Yeah, so do people with Parkinson's.
When Steven saw the universe of saved day
Lori ever fart in front of you?
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative.
I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Fuck your Shoreman
ho me vengo
You break my wall! I break you wall!
You, me and Lori, and what's her name?
I might be gay I don’t know…
It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.
Teddy rux fucking pin!
Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!
He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well
Like what?
I want to scare the shit out of somebody.
Me, too. Yeah?
You ever hang a garage door With Tom Skerritt?
(GIQIANS)
See I told you Garfield's eyes look like a pair of t**s
(LAUGHS)
Look at the hair on my upper lip. That's man hair.
Damn It!
That’s a weird fucking question
Jqnnny.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hey, wanna go out. No.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
trumps going jail trumps going to jail jail jail
MHOLlTll\lc_) Lenguege'.
To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare
You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life.
Jesus h heck
and be an adult here, for Lori's sake.
Sooooooo…
That's the new checkout girl.
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine.
Hey Thunder Buddy! Miss you
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.
We gotta go bald.
Take That Lunchables pizza To Your Room
Teddy?
Fuck, I can%!
We wait fucking ice cream
Listen, I just want to say thank you.
This is Art Get it?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Baltic? Czech?
Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.
This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat.
And sonic underground and Open Season and old spice guy saying Babababa Power Bearglove and Ruby and Sapphire And Julie Parada's Office And Big Fat Mrs Martin.
What the hell?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
1976 1993
Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John.
to prove that he can be something more than a jerk.
Yeah.
fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears
and you get my job when I go to corporate next month.
Hey, Ellen.
Oh, my God!
Just a man with a man's courage
Come share this with me.
Do you want to go get a drink after this?
Aunt Cass!
Recorded Toy Voice: I love you!
I have no designs on your girlfriend.
Than falling...
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Well, you're welcome.
Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep last night.
We were together for eight months, and I really loved him.
See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.
a long time ago,
Ma'am Jones. Thank you.
You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
Hi. Hi.
I don't deserve you.
R
What a c**t.
You were right.
I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man.
You owe me lobster money
You're not very tolerant, huh?
I don't know. Maybe, yeah.
Savior of the universe!
NARRATOR: It has been said that magic vanished from our world
(YELLING)
Ted! Johnny!
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
This guy took my teddy bear.
BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared
Hey, Jared, let's go grab another one of these.
I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago.
Uh-oh.
Listen, why don't John and I go get a drink at the bar?
Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.
Well, here I am.
Hug me and billy and Mandy a
I try to make duck dinner, now plaster everywhere.
What the hell is this?
I had it freeze-dried and bronzed.
Oh.
Get lost Bennett
No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.
Look, Lori, you want him to be a man.
You think you're just going to get away with a kidnapping?