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But just listen to me for five seconds.

I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at auction.

Aunt Cass, get the stuffing. Get it all.

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(GRUNTS) You look a little flustered.

No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail

I want my ds I said

Greatest night ever!

All I want is... I just want to end on good terms.

Buddies for life

I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people

Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing

Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.

I know what you're gonna say. I should be proud of myself, because I'm finally using my gift for something important.

Connor All you have to do, is not fuck this up

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I need to tell you something.

I want my gold I said

Well, hello there.

Oh, hey, listen, try this.

そうそう！クリス・ブラウンは悪いことをするはずがない！

No way, that's awesome! Yeah.

Get out of here, Bennett.

and a magical Christmas wish

Don't! Get it away from me!

Look, I'm sorry, I messed up...

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You walking home alone, huh?

No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.

That's a great story I felt like I was there

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for something that you did to yourself.

We had no such rule.

This is art. Get it?

Stand up straight when your talking to me

You earned yourself a timeout young man sitting the naughty Corner I'll

Uh, no, no, I'm not.

John and Lori were married in Cambridge

Stand up straight when you're talking to me.

You can thank Ted.

TED: Play Chopsticks, you jazzy slut.

When Peter Griffin wanted to turn himself back to normal.

That's pretty much it.

Can you just email me The rest of this story?

A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good.

That took guts We need guts

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Good luck. Thank you.

without his teddy bear.

I need to talk to you.

Fuck you Haden you can suck my dick

Fuck you thunder you cannot suck my dick Ted

(LAUGHS) All right, knock it off!

Listen, I don't want you to think that...

...the most important part of your life.

Candy better be alive you sick bitch

See, the fact that you have to say it’s not that bad, means it’s that bad

Good, good. Let's see. How about we...

I am a citizen of the United States of America

Because I love you.

No you don't. You look dapper.

@MEMECREAMSUPREME. I REALLY HATE THAT SONG AND IT'S SO HORRIBLE!! BUT I RESPECT YOUR OPINION.

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

Lori, the worst that can happen

This is art, get it

TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere.

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Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?

No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

You can do any '90s song with just vowels.

I guess this is it, huh?

You owe my lobster money.

I just thought we were saying funny names.

This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these dominatrixes that always do BDSM together. My favorite episode is Ride Me. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, get some help, autist.

Well, let me put it this way.

Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business.

I love my family You all smell

and for showing up late today, all right?

BE SEEING YOU MY BEARGLOVE

Well, we should fucking double-date, or something.

Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin

Not the lobster, the guy running it.

Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on!

No, it's blocked.

It's going to be all right.

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I’m extending you..

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For some reason I thought you were going to be taller.

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We're an all time high

What? Fananosh? I'm acting like a cock?

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That's a weird fucking response

expecting something big, do you?

"I went to New York once in 1981, and I just did not feel safe."

It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.

Chuck E. Cheese's. What is a tweeting thing that I can talk about?

Yeah, because of me!

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Did you just call me a whore?

LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)

Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass.

Well, most guys don't have you to motivate them.

Ted (2012)(sub)

That was 150 years ago and I don't give a shit.

and I just want you to know that I love you for it,

Do you know what just happened?

JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Fucking Jesus fucking Christ! God fucking damn it!

an absolute death machine.

You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Harder, Harder I’m gonna go stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms

I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!

The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it

Still better than Katy Perry.

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Dogs are the best pets in dick?

Going to USMA with a rock

I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement

You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out

And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

TED: Johnny, where are you? You got to get over here, man.

Italian. Italian, yes.

BOTH: One, two, three!

It's a special night. We've been dating for four years.

I just don't have the money right now.

Well, as it does every year, Christmas morning finally came.

Why mention it? No one will.

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One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the deli counter

Okay, take it easy. Nice, Lori, real nice.

You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones?

You know what? You’re acting like a cock. You know that?

Turns out I'm gay, or whatever.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

I'm promoting you.